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We have issued a free life time pass to @booker.senate.gov. Come visit us anytime! Offer expires Friday at midnight.
April 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
We have issued a free life time pass to @booker.senate.gov. Come visit us anytime! Offer expires Friday at midnight.
FYI to all Americans: Cadbury's Easter Eggs are not real eggs. Do not attempt to scramble or fry.
March 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
FYI to all Americans: Cadbury's Easter Eggs are not real eggs. Do not attempt to scramble or fry.
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Dear United States,
Clean up your shit.
Canada
Clean up your shit.
Canada
March 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Dear United States,
Clean up your shit.
Canada
Clean up your shit.
Canada
Have you guys heard what's going on down in the States?? Trump is really making a mess of things.
March 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Have you guys heard what's going on down in the States?? Trump is really making a mess of things.
Please stomp your boots outside before crossing the border, salt is getting everywhere.
February 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Please stomp your boots outside before crossing the border, salt is getting everywhere.
Winning the 4 Nations Tournament is the best thing to happen to Canadians since the return of the Walnut Crunch
February 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Winning the 4 Nations Tournament is the best thing to happen to Canadians since the return of the Walnut Crunch
If you're not a Canadian citizen, then eating dinner at Epcot's Canadian Pavilion is the next best thing.
February 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you're not a Canadian citizen, then eating dinner at Epcot's Canadian Pavilion is the next best thing.
Canada is a great country for families but it's also a great place to stop by and grab a coffee & a muffin in the morning.
February 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Canada is a great country for families but it's also a great place to stop by and grab a coffee & a muffin in the morning.
Try to remember this simple Canadian rule of thumb: There's always somebody behind you & you're probably in somebody's way.
February 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Try to remember this simple Canadian rule of thumb: There's always somebody behind you & you're probably in somebody's way.
Exciting news! We might be adding all the states of America as our 11th province if they ever get their act together over there.
February 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Exciting news! We might be adding all the states of America as our 11th province if they ever get their act together over there.
Following us on @bsky.app is the next best thing to actually spending the day here with loved ones. #Canada #Trump #MapleSyrup
February 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Following us on @bsky.app is the next best thing to actually spending the day here with loved ones. #Canada #Trump #MapleSyrup
We have lots of rules in Canada because we care about safety. If you don't like our rules you can just stay home as far as we're concerned.
February 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We have lots of rules in Canada because we care about safety. If you don't like our rules you can just stay home as far as we're concerned.
You're really not supposed to put up yard sale or lost pet flyers here without asking us if it's okay first.
February 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You're really not supposed to put up yard sale or lost pet flyers here without asking us if it's okay first.
There is no better place to celebrate a birthday or the arrival of a new new pet than a trip to Canada
February 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
There is no better place to celebrate a birthday or the arrival of a new new pet than a trip to Canada
We like to think the brave men and women who found Newfoundland would have loved the CN Tower
February 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
We like to think the brave men and women who found Newfoundland would have loved the CN Tower
You can't bring your cats into Canada unless you can prove you're single #JohnCandy
February 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You can't bring your cats into Canada unless you can prove you're single #JohnCandy
Please don't wear jeans with holes in them while visiting Canada. This is a nice country, not some Pink Floyd concert.
February 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Please don't wear jeans with holes in them while visiting Canada. This is a nice country, not some Pink Floyd concert.
Our borders close at 9:30 on weeknights. 9:30 means 9:30. It doesn't mean 9:35 #PierrePoilievre #SethRogen
February 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Our borders close at 9:30 on weeknights. 9:30 means 9:30. It doesn't mean 9:35 #PierrePoilievre #SethRogen