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Doctor Hawk
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Not actually a Doctor, but a Whovian

> PFP by Dawn Vampyra
> White and Nerdy
> AuDHD, OCD, and Anxiety
> Spiritual Bahá’í
> Any/All Agender
> Omnisexual
> Egoist
*Nom*

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"I'm dead! I think I'm dead! Ohhhh, time's goin by really really really slow and my heart's beatin backwards!"
November 10, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Adam after realising the Doom Slayer doesn't just kill demons and actually has a set moral compass:
November 9, 2024 at 9:49 PM
The ultimate anti-exorcist defender

Rip and tear until it is done, and slay the divine tyrants.
November 9, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Most of them will be fine, especially Charlie. Not sure about Alastor.
November 9, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Hai :3
September 3, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Reposted by Doctor Hawk
But it gets better! 2023's profits are down 30% from last year, where they pulled in 39.9 billion

Or, about $54,000 a day every day between Jan 1, 0000 and Dec 31, 2023.

And, oh look, they spent 10% of that profit on stock buybacks! What a productive use of that money!
February 19, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Alright, I figured out how to do the math to the end of 2024.

Your money on the 31 December, 2024: $22.22 billion

Shell's earnings this year: $28.25 billion

In other words, confirmed.
February 18, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Meow
February 18, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Glasses moment
February 18, 2024 at 9:11 AM
February 17, 2024 at 5:17 AM