Bret
@ofcourses.bsky.social
Gainer, horror enthusiast, baby game dev.
Above all, a big lazy oaf.
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Above all, a big lazy oaf.
Patreon.com/ofcourses
https://linktr.ee/ofcourses
Ahhh this is so charming! 😍 Great work bubba!
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Ahhh this is so charming! 😍 Great work bubba!
That’s a roast chicken with a score to settle.
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
That’s a roast chicken with a score to settle.
Haha if I don’t stretch that shirt and tuck it in, there’s a good 5 inches of belly hanging out of it. Vacuum sealed. 😝
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Haha if I don’t stretch that shirt and tuck it in, there’s a good 5 inches of belly hanging out of it. Vacuum sealed. 😝
Looks like it was a 5XL
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Looks like it was a 5XL
Keep pushing yourself pork chop. 😉
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Keep pushing yourself pork chop. 😉
Yeah it did. It was tight but I could keep the buttons done up without too much effort.
I guess I never post myself in anything other than my skivvies. 😝 oops
I guess I never post myself in anything other than my skivvies. 😝 oops
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Yeah it did. It was tight but I could keep the buttons done up without too much effort.
I guess I never post myself in anything other than my skivvies. 😝 oops
I guess I never post myself in anything other than my skivvies. 😝 oops
It’s better with the suspenders. 😘
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It’s better with the suspenders. 😘
Tried a new place called Daddy’s Grill lol
Fantastic koobideh kabob platter and a huge grilled chicken wrap on home made pita. 🤤
Fantastic koobideh kabob platter and a huge grilled chicken wrap on home made pita. 🤤
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Tried a new place called Daddy’s Grill lol
Fantastic koobideh kabob platter and a huge grilled chicken wrap on home made pita. 🤤
Fantastic koobideh kabob platter and a huge grilled chicken wrap on home made pita. 🤤
“Boyfriend goals” - yes very, only because I’ve been single for the last thousand years.
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“Boyfriend goals” - yes very, only because I’ve been single for the last thousand years.
Haha yeah, not the most satisfying button pop. It takes a lot to hold it in so they can stay buttoned. 😝
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Haha yeah, not the most satisfying button pop. It takes a lot to hold it in so they can stay buttoned. 😝
We should compare to be sure. 😉
November 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We should compare to be sure. 😉
Belly peek is belly peek. You look about my size. I’m sure yours is just as impressive. 😋
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Belly peek is belly peek. You look about my size. I’m sure yours is just as impressive. 😋
Not a buffet but did fill up with a big Persian feast. :3
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Not a buffet but did fill up with a big Persian feast. :3
I was out of breath because I have a hard time tucking my shirt in. 😝
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I was out of breath because I have a hard time tucking my shirt in. 😝
Goals? I’m certain that your overhang is bigger than mine tubby. 😉
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Goals? I’m certain that your overhang is bigger than mine tubby. 😉
Good thing they never mind when I answer the door shirtless anyway. 😊
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Good thing they never mind when I answer the door shirtless anyway. 😊
Damn, you’re looking so porked up. 🐷
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Damn, you’re looking so porked up. 🐷
Hmmm, been trying that for a few years now. Doesn’t seem to be working. Maybe I’m not eating… enough?
October 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hmmm, been trying that for a few years now. Doesn’t seem to be working. Maybe I’m not eating… enough?
Hot on your 500lb tail, bubba. 😉
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Hot on your 500lb tail, bubba. 😉
You’re well on your way. 😋
October 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You’re well on your way. 😋