This is the best thing ever dude im at a loss for words

Just discovered this particular recipe im thinking of is called "christmas crack" and lord almighty, there truly is no better-fitting title for this shit omg

All I need now is a bite of that homemade toffee that gives me insane heartburn 🤤

confession: even pre-medication i have never busted a nut. way too scary/overwhelming also i live with other people and i get scared theyre gonna hear me 👎

Not to mention all the stuff you could do w hemipenes

Technically an offshoot of vore/oral fix but anything involving uvulas does things to my head and im honestly still super embarrassed about it lol
Endoscope stuff too, that shit drives me crazy

Also goes without saying but he can't fly (not to say he hasn't tried, of course)

Sorry I just think microwaving a pippins would be really funny

two back to back vore posts in the deltaruined tag; MAMMA MIA i am eating good today

Heres your prize for absorbing my rancid (or yummy) gobbledygook

They have a tug of war with a biiig long train and spam goes way off script and lady-and-the-tramp's it like a giant spaghetti and kisses his big tv bf and all the actors in the train are yelling at their boss to get his mangy dog under control

During breaks, spam keeps crushing the building props the tiny little tv world employees are working on and it pisses tenner off reallyyy bad (or maybe they build the city set at a reasonable scale and then shrink the actors down to fit inside idk)

I think the cig may be backwards! (I definitely DON'T know this because ive made the same mistake before uhh nope who told you that...)

squidward trying to convince spongebob to eat the pizza theyre delivering:

I love the first panel, hes so whimsical and joyful looking