Octorio The Salt King
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Octorio The Salt King
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I'm just a dunderhead who plays games, makes stupid memes, and Splatoon GMOD posters of maybe halfway decent quality, maybe....

26 Years Old - Splatoon Fan - 18+ but SFW - Possibly Inept - Not involved with the rest of the Splatoon GMOD/SFM Community...
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So, i've been meaning to change my Intro post here for some time. So here it is!!! It prolly isn't the greatest thing ever, but i hope it works...

#PromoSky #Splatoon #Splatoonart #Splatoonoc
My brother asked me to do another "PNG Animation" from a bit from asdfmovie15, so i did. I'm absolutely gonna be doing more of these, they're fun to put together...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc
February 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Would you look at the clock, it's Valentine's Day, and my red boi's life is about to change, in a rather unexpected (to him) twist....

#splatoon #splaoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #valentinesday
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Sooo, asdfmovie16 came out the other day and, i saw the fish hat bit and i just, KNEW what i had to do.... Had to learn how to do this style first tho....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #asdfmovie16
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Lilly and Gothia know who their Valentine's Day date is, and it involves someone they know well. Yes, the two of them are going with one dude at the same time and place. yes, they agreed to it....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The Seahawks have won the Super Bowl against the New England Patriots, in one of the saddest showings from the Patriots. But hey, at least Lilly is happy....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #superbowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
The Salt Girls are trying to figure out their Valentine's day plans, And some of them are more predictable than others....

#Splatoon #Splatoonart #Splatoonoc #GMOD
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 AM
"Oh, this is just.... WONDERFUL!!!!!" Lilly says sarcastically, whilst she and Satanica are about to be blasted by tanks....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
February 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Playing modded Minecraft is fun.... uuuntil do something stupid that may or may not result in your death....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #Minecraft
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I guess aura farming is a thing in Splatoon now, huh???

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
January 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
The Seahawks will face the Patriots in the Super Bowl, and Lilly is very, VERY happy...

#Splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #NFLplayoffs
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Acht isn't quite sure what to the do right now. I suppose just sitting inside a tree might keep them calm at least....

#splatoon #VRChat
January 23, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Pretty quiet night tonight, eh????

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Lilly is super happy that her Seahawks are doing well, which makes sense since she WAS born and raised in Seattle...

#Splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #NFLPlayoffs
January 19, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Satanica is complaining about some guys known as "The Dover Boys". They apparently came from some university, and Satanica is mad at them for SOME reason. Might just be another Satanicaism tbh...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc#GMOD
January 15, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Days Of Our FUCKING Steelers....

...It's not even a shock at this point. It's been like this for years. It's not even anger inducing anymore....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #NFLplayoffs
January 13, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I've been super hyper focused on NASCAR 25 since the other day, so i figured i'd make something out of it....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #NASCAR25
January 6, 2026 at 4:06 PM
We may have just crossed into 2026, but my squad still has their NFL teams to remember, and to cringe, at least for most of them....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #NFL
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Merry Christmas Y'all!!!! Be safe, and don't be a dingus, especially with the freezing rain approaching soon (where i am at least. the weather in your area may vary...)

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Twas the night before Christmas Eve, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, except for three little shits, perhaps a little TOO excited for the holiday....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
December 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Even tho Golden Girl got that strike earlier this year, she's still a shit bowler, and Lilly is keen to let her know....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I admit it, i have slow reaction times. So whenever i try and react fast enough to not ruin my or anyone else's races, it tends not to go well...

#TheCrewMotorfest
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Golden Girl once again proves that she prolly shouldn't drive the cars she has in her car collection...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #BeamNGDrive
December 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Well now, it seems that Octorio's domesticated (and somehow english trained) tinkaton has some strong opinions about Golden Girl, y'know, as one does....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
So, i'm a car nut, aaaand Toyota revealed their new supercar last week: The GR GT. I've been drooling over it ever since, but it ain't coming out until 2027, and i'm gonna quote Peter Griffin and say "BUT I WANT IT NOW!!!!!"...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #Toyota
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
We all know that Satanica is an eldritch being of calamity, but i think we know why that is now, provided ya didn't figure it out before hand....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM