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Octorio The Salt King
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I'm just a dunderhead who plays games, makes stupid memes, and Splatoon GMOD posters of maybe halfway decent quality, maybe....

26 Years Old - Splatoon Fan - 18+ but SFW - Possibly Inept - Not involved with the rest of the Splatoon GMOD/SFM Community...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · Nov 30
So, i've been meaning to change my Intro post here for some time. So here it is!!! It prolly isn't the greatest thing ever, but i hope it works...

#PromoSky #Splatoon #Splatoonart #Splatoonoc
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My brother asked me to do another "PNG Animation" from a bit from asdfmovie15, so i did. I'm absolutely gonna be doing more of these, they're fun to put together...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc
February 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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Would you look at the clock, it's Valentine's Day, and my red boi's life is about to change, in a rather unexpected (to him) twist....

#splatoon #splaoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #valentinesday
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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Sooo, asdfmovie16 came out the other day and, i saw the fish hat bit and i just, KNEW what i had to do.... Had to learn how to do this style first tho....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #asdfmovie16
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Lilly and Gothia know who their Valentine's Day date is, and it involves someone they know well. Yes, the two of them are going with one dude at the same time and place. yes, they agreed to it....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly and Gothia sit on Lilly's bed as they confirm what their Valentine's Day plans are...
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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The Seahawks have won the Super Bowl against the New England Patriots, in one of the saddest showings from the Patriots. But hey, at least Lilly is happy....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #superbowlLX
Lilly cheers as her Seahawks win Super Bowl LX
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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The Salt Girls are trying to figure out their Valentine's day plans, And some of them are more predictable than others....

#Splatoon #Splatoonart #Splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly, Gothia, Golden Girl, & Satanica are standing in white panels, trying to figure out their Valentine's Day plans....
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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"Oh, this is just.... WONDERFUL!!!!!" Lilly says sarcastically, whilst she and Satanica are about to be blasted by tanks....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly Krakenhouser and Satanica are standing in front of a formation of tanks....
February 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Playing modded Minecraft is fun.... uuuntil do something stupid that may or may not result in your death....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #Minecraft
Octorio is playing Minecraft, specifically he is in a cave with a bunch of zombies. He is trying to shoot, but he forgot to make bullets...
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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I guess aura farming is a thing in Splatoon now, huh???

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio, Lilly, Gothia, and Satanica are aura farming... allegedly.
January 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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The Seahawks will face the Patriots in the Super Bowl, and Lilly is very, VERY happy...

#Splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #NFLplayoffs
Lilly cheers for her Seahawks for Super Bowl glory...
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Acht isn't quite sure what to the do right now. I suppose just sitting inside a tree might keep them calm at least....

#splatoon #VRChat
Acht is sitting calmey from within a tree....
January 23, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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Pretty quiet night tonight, eh????

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio stands in the middle of a side street whilst a light drizzle of snow dusts down,,,,
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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Lilly is super happy that her Seahawks are doing well, which makes sense since she WAS born and raised in Seattle...

#Splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #NFLPlayoffs
Lilly is excited about her Seattle Seahawks doing well in the NFL Playoffs
January 19, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Satanica is complaining about some guys known as "The Dover Boys". They apparently came from some university, and Satanica is mad at them for SOME reason. Might just be another Satanicaism tbh...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc#GMOD
Satanica yells out about The Dover Boys from... I forget the name. I'm sure someone out there can tell me...
January 15, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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Days Of Our FUCKING Steelers....

...It's not even a shock at this point. It's been like this for years. It's not even anger inducing anymore....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #NFLplayoffs
Octorio laments the Steelers loss to the Texans
January 13, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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I've been super hyper focused on NASCAR 25 since the other day, so i figured i'd make something out of it....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #NASCAR25
Octorio is playing NASCAR 25 in Career Mode, currently driving the ARCA Car
January 6, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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We may have just crossed into 2026, but my squad still has their NFL teams to remember, and to cringe, at least for most of them....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #NFL
Octorio, Lilly, Gothia, and Golden Girl react to their NFL teams as of December 31st 2025...
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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Merry Christmas Y'all!!!! Be safe, and don't be a dingus, especially with the freezing rain approaching soon (where i am at least. the weather in your area may vary...)

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #Christmas
Octorio, Lilly, Gothia, Alex, Raven, and a VERY drunk twisty open their christmas gifts....
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Twas the night before Christmas Eve, when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, except for three little shits, perhaps a little TOO excited for the holiday....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio, Lilly, and Gothia are being a bit hyper for the holidays, whilst twisty has to deal with their shit....
December 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Even tho Golden Girl got that strike earlier this year, she's still a shit bowler, and Lilly is keen to let her know....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly laughs at Golden Girl after she bowls terribly....
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I admit it, i have slow reaction times. So whenever i try and react fast enough to not ruin my or anyone else's races, it tends not to go well...

#TheCrewMotorfest
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Golden Girl once again proves that she prolly shouldn't drive the cars she has in her car collection...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #BeamNGDrive
Gothia sings "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen whilst she and Golden Girl stand beside Golden Girl's freshly wrecked car...
December 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Well now, it seems that Octorio's domesticated (and somehow english trained) tinkaton has some strong opinions about Golden Girl, y'know, as one does....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Golden Girl, Gothia, Octorio and his pet tinkaton sit on a couch while "Tinkie" gives her opinion on Golden Girl....
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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So, i'm a car nut, aaaand Toyota revealed their new supercar last week: The GR GT. I've been drooling over it ever since, but it ain't coming out until 2027, and i'm gonna quote Peter Griffin and say "BUT I WANT IT NOW!!!!!"...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #Toyota
Octorio does the "Reach out and grab" meme whilst standing behind a Toyota GR GT....
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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We all know that Satanica is an eldritch being of calamity, but i think we know why that is now, provided ya didn't figure it out before hand....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
A 2 panel comic where Satanica tells you she "barely even thinks once"...
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM