"It's surprising to many, but a 20 pound turkey will thaw in a few hours if left in a bowl of cold water. Just make sure that you pull your turkey out of the freezer by mid-morning to be ready for the table that evening."

Can confirm!

Pretty sure you're my favorite Australian author/artist. Can't think of anyone that surpasses you.

🎶"I guess this is growing up"🎵

I feel this way a lot. Like, should I -really- buy that [thing with iffy enjoyment potential] or should I just save my money for a rainy day?

I don't know what I was imagining, but it's exactly as you describe it