Em
octopushearts.bsky.social
Em
@octopushearts.bsky.social
Teaching, horror, food, and absurdity
"It's surprising to many, but a 20 pound turkey will thaw in a few hours if left in a bowl of cold water. Just make sure that you pull your turkey out of the freezer by mid-morning to be ready for the table that evening."
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Can confirm!

Pretty sure you're my favorite Australian author/artist. Can't think of anyone that surpasses you.
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
🎶"I guess this is growing up"🎵

I feel this way a lot. Like, should I -really- buy that [thing with iffy enjoyment potential] or should I just save my money for a rainy day?
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I don't know what I was imagining, but it's exactly as you describe it
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM