Afton
@octopody.bsky.social
Reviewed by the ATLs:
"Afton, the first" - Alex Horne
"You piece of shit" - Mark Watson
"Where is my dressing room?" - Tim Key
"Afton, the first" - Alex Horne
"You piece of shit" - Mark Watson
"Where is my dressing room?" - Tim Key
The Taskmaster fandom’s been all over this one for yonks, and I *know* there are a ton of us on Bluesky. (Although mostly already covered under “deeply horny polycule.”)
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Taskmaster fandom’s been all over this one for yonks, and I *know* there are a ton of us on Bluesky. (Although mostly already covered under “deeply horny polycule.”)
Don’t you dare apologise for banging on about this! We want to hear about what you’re up to or else we wouldn’t follow you!
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Don’t you dare apologise for banging on about this! We want to hear about what you’re up to or else we wouldn’t follow you!
By the same people who brought you the smash hit, “Of course [thing] isn’t an indicator of autism! I do that all the time and I’M not autistic!”
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November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
By the same people who brought you the smash hit, “Of course [thing] isn’t an indicator of autism! I do that all the time and I’M not autistic!”
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Might be inclined to dress more nicely if I weren’t made to shed my belt and shoes while getting shouted at by TSA agents.
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Might be inclined to dress more nicely if I weren’t made to shed my belt and shoes while getting shouted at by TSA agents.
That’s a good choice. I’d be hard pressed to pick one, but it would likely be a large wading bird (sandhill crane, great blue heron, great egret all strong contenders) or a corvid.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That’s a good choice. I’d be hard pressed to pick one, but it would likely be a large wading bird (sandhill crane, great blue heron, great egret all strong contenders) or a corvid.
Excellent choice and well done on the restraint!
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Excellent choice and well done on the restraint!
Oh god, Double Deckers. It's probably a good thing that none of the import aisles in my local shops carry them.
They're missing Fry's Turkish Delight and I disagree with their Aunty's flavour choices... but they do have my controversial favourite tea.
They're missing Fry's Turkish Delight and I disagree with their Aunty's flavour choices... but they do have my controversial favourite tea.
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Oh god, Double Deckers. It's probably a good thing that none of the import aisles in my local shops carry them.
They're missing Fry's Turkish Delight and I disagree with their Aunty's flavour choices... but they do have my controversial favourite tea.
They're missing Fry's Turkish Delight and I disagree with their Aunty's flavour choices... but they do have my controversial favourite tea.
Mine is much less elaborate! I just had to make the arduous decision between Playful Primaries, Energy Boost, Supernova, and Summer Joy. (Leaving the possibility open to purchase another, if 4 colours prove to be insufficient.)
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Mine is much less elaborate! I just had to make the arduous decision between Playful Primaries, Energy Boost, Supernova, and Summer Joy. (Leaving the possibility open to purchase another, if 4 colours prove to be insufficient.)
Aside from the unrealistic numbers of Christmas tree farms, it's certainly better odds than watching Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum up there.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Aside from the unrealistic numbers of Christmas tree farms, it's certainly better odds than watching Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum up there.
What a handsome kingfisher!
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What a handsome kingfisher!
I'm right there with you! I avoid Substack, but as soon as Tom switched over to Ghost, I subscribed.
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'm right there with you! I avoid Substack, but as soon as Tom switched over to Ghost, I subscribed.
Do any of them contain toothpaste, marbles, or pictures of Greg?
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Do any of them contain toothpaste, marbles, or pictures of Greg?
It unfortunately triggers my motion sickness SEVERELY. It’s such a shame, the game design is really cool!
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It unfortunately triggers my motion sickness SEVERELY. It’s such a shame, the game design is really cool!
Happy birthday! Please enjoy this traditional slice of birthday lasagna.
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Happy birthday! Please enjoy this traditional slice of birthday lasagna.
Yeah, I kind of like it myself. Also a fan of the salty, decaying scent of washed-up seaweed baking in the sun.
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Yeah, I kind of like it myself. Also a fan of the salty, decaying scent of washed-up seaweed baking in the sun.
Oh, I just made a thread about three of my favourites! Bubble, Ronstadt, and Alice Isn't Dead. They're all in the basic vein of "modern day problems, complicated by the existence of monsters."
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Did you enjoy both One Minute Away and Buffy The Vampire Slayer? I present Bubble, the monster slaying gig economy corporate dystopia podcast by Jordan Morris. This one got me into the format of serialised podcasts, I can't recommend it highly enough.
Bubble | Podcasts | Maximum Fun | Maximum Fun
Welcome to Fairhaven, a literal Bubble of corporate utopia set amid the wild, goblin-infested Brush. The first scripted comedy series from Maximum Fun, Bubble tells a tale that is both contemporary an...
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November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Oh, I just made a thread about three of my favourites! Bubble, Ronstadt, and Alice Isn't Dead. They're all in the basic vein of "modern day problems, complicated by the existence of monsters."
Click through for descriptions and links:
Click through for descriptions and links:
All the tasks she did, all the tasks she did
November 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
All the tasks she did, all the tasks she did
Oh, I love this! I've never thought about doing bobble stitch tapestry! I might need to try!
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh, I love this! I've never thought about doing bobble stitch tapestry! I might need to try!
What if you pace back and forth continuously while on the ferry?
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
What if you pace back and forth continuously while on the ferry?
I’m ashamed to admit how old I was before I realised this song was not, in fact, commentary on the lack of viable public transportation in my gigantic country.
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m ashamed to admit how old I was before I realised this song was not, in fact, commentary on the lack of viable public transportation in my gigantic country.
This map depicts a cover of the song that was written by The Crows.
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This map depicts a cover of the song that was written by The Crows.