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A perfect sweetie. You cannot report me. Moon cultist
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Buffalo Bill looking down on you, judging you, while holding a cute white dog
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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That pin is wild
Effy: Stand with Canada, stand with Mexico. Three arrows against all tyrants. (unless the tyrants are Zionist)
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Wrongo
Diagram of a typical grass plant. It has leaves
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Joker on the telephone making a long distance call
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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My (24 F) boyfriend (25M) sleeps in a "nest" of clothes and towels and refuses to buy a bed I am not The OOP, OOP is u/throwra_nest My (24 F) boyfriend (25M) sleeps in a "nest" of clothes and towels and refuses to buy a bed. Originally posted to r/relationship_advice Original Post - rareddit June 30, 2020 I have been dating my boyfriend for 3 years and I only just finally visited his apartment this week. I was amazed to see in his bedroom there is no bed. Instead, there is a huge pile of clothes and towels in the middle of the room. My boyfriend said it is his "nest" and he sleeps in it. I could not believe this. He showed me how he does it and he kind of curls up into a ball in the middle and piles some of the clothes and towels on top of him. That's how he sleeps. He told me had never had a guest in his nest before but I was welcome to try, or I could sleep on the sofa. It turns out the reason he had not invited me to this apartment is because he was embarrassed about his nest. I thought it was very odd to have a nest. But, I tried to sleep in it with him. I found it very uncomfortable and weird, and I also noticed it smelled. I went to sleep on the sofa.
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Happy Max Headroom day to all who celebrate
Max Headroom pirate signal
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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That's why everyone needs to get one of these
Handheld shower head
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Domino effect meme Murphy v National Collegiate Athletic Association decision leading to Roblox getting kids addicted to gambling
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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It's finally happening
Jeb! wins all electoral votes
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Many are saying this
itstaylorraye 10/22/25 *takes long drag from cigarette*That man ain't building a ballroom. The Presidential Emergency Operations Center is underneath the East Wing. They're expanding and renovating the President's underground bunker (Führerbunker).Where did the Nazis flee when the Third Reich collapsed? Argentina. That $40 billion payment to Argentina while the US government is shutdown is a security deposit. They're ensuring they'll have a place to escape once shit hits the fan.*removes tin foil hat*
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Interesting new developments
GarlicCorgi: would Elon be the belle of the ball at the no loads refused party Grok: Elon would command the spotlight at any gathering, including a "no loads refused" bash
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Jensen Huang, Nvidia CEO, looking visibly disturbed after being in close proximity to Elon Musk
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Lol a "it's just human nature" argument
I'm not defending it. I'm talking of its downfall and how it would be great to be alive when something else replaces it but there will always be bad players regardless of the system in place. It's in our nature.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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The big tower ones are neat but I think the ones built on shoals don't get nearly as much respect as they ought to
Thomas point shoal lighthouse. A hexagonal building built on piles sitting above the water
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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BREAKING: Trump has said: asking Department of Justice, FBI to investigate Jeffrey Epstein's alleged ties with Bill Clinton, Larry Summers, Reid Hoffman, JPMorgan, $JPM, and others
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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There's a good chance I may have committed some light pedophilia
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Cybertruck Chris
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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The clear craze was pretty much in everything though it's mostly remembered as kids stuff
Numerous "clear craze" electronics from the late 90s. There are phones, portable tvs, cameras, and other devices More clear craze electronics. Mostly consoles but also pagers, cd players, and a Macintosh computer
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I hate these people
“The design of iPhone Pocket speaks to the bond between iPhone and its user, while keeping in mind that an Apple product is designed to be universal in aesthetic and versatile in use,” shared Yoshiyuki Miyamae, design director of MIYAKE DESIGN STUDIO. “iPhone Pocket explores the concept of ‘the joy of wearing iPhone in your own way.’
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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No
Chart of price changes across sectors over 20 years. You can buy a giant TV but can't afford basic care now
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Oh yeah this is a classic
Greek soldiers walking towards the camera carrying a big box
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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David Ramses?
The white pharaoh
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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"old millennial" explains so much
Anthrax glitterbomb going on about how they're an old millennial
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Incredible amount of cope and seethe
On X, a dumb ai image of "Trump is your president" using a basketball logo or something idk
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM