Parker's day is done? Well, possibly.

You could watch this "TigerMan" Marvel movie and its awful sequel in less time?

so close...

Yeah, Hmm, Cal Raleigh, I'm gonna say Tigers hard pass.

if only we had thought to Ohtani rule him to DH instead of taking him out, he couldn't have done worse than Colt has.

I think rain is our best shot for that. Not sure how many they'd go before come back tomorrow was the mode. Actually, he still can't get back in, maybe if we trade him away, then re-acquire him?

Yeah, just, you know, Ohtani rule, something DH, then get him on the mound.

taking ten to one the whole series on him would probably have you in the red. I see .071 for his series batting average.

And he's the DH, not like there's a whole lot of defensive juggling you'd need to do after pinch hitting.

Colt McCoy begs to differ.

Yeah, I expected over to third and in to home, even if it was without a hit. Good for the Tigers though.

Oy, give it a vest, vill ya?

Now I wish I HAD hit send on the 'you should just bail by taking the tigers at a big plus after that leadoff double, because I saw enough stranded ghost men this summer to last a lifetime' post. You could be rebetting Seattle with some cash in the bank now.

if you can call that batting.

eh, even if we'd scored him, we'd be exactly where we are right now after that double.

Would it feel different had Detroit lost game one and won game 2? I doubt it does for the players. Both teams would surely just looking to win game 3, whichever way games one and two had gone.