occult-deer.bsky.social
@occult-deer.bsky.social
Saxophonist 🎷🎷🎷 | she/they | snarky bisexual deer person | occasional crash-out warning
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It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....
August 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Well now I see how Trump got the catholic vote.

They LOVE pedos at Catholic Churches.
August 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
America can eat my ass, fuck the 4th of July.
July 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
One middle finger emoji in a comment and I’m blocked. Wonderful!

Didn’t think one little emoji would get me blocked, but hey I got my frustration out there.

It still baffles me how the #heartbound dev, or any game dev, supports killing games. That’s like voting for leopards to eat your face.
June 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I’m so glad they fixed the camera after the first episode of house. That wouldn’t have been watchable long term.
June 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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June 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
AN E-SCOOTER TOTALED A CYBER TRUCK??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dude spent nearly 200k to get a dumpster on wheels and it gets totaled by a SCOOTER! Willing to bet dollars to doughnuts that Toyota Corolla or a Honda Fit would be getting repaired and not totaled out.

A Ford Fiesta could do better!
May 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Phil Robertson, rest in piss
May 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Okay, Subway, right?

I get how a sandwich benefits from being a foot long
I enjoy the foot long cookie
The foot long churro is an A+ idea

But what’s the deal with foot long nachos? What benefit does nachos get from being a foot long? It’s kinda silly and it doesn’t work
May 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Friend!
May 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sony is fhcnkn cowards for not making another handheld game console
May 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
fawn compilation 💫
April 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“MyChart is Epic” you forgot the word “Suckage” the full sentence is “MyChart is Epic Suckage”
April 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Also Ambetter more like AmGarbage because nothing is ever fuckin covered
April 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
MyChart end Epic can eat my entire ass.
April 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hot take:

Referrals in healthcare are total ass. If I’m gonna pay for something anyway, because my health insurance isn’t gonna do jack diddly shit, like fucking normal, then lets skip the stupid referral and let me schedule the consult so I can GET ON WITH IT ALREADY
April 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This goes hard
Little gentle reminder to all the human creatives out there 💪
April 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Bach
April 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Thinking about it, there's some products that likely won't survive a recession. Like, poo-pourri. If money gets too tight, why would a family spend $10 just to make their shit not stank up a bowl? Like that could get them some groceries, a frozen pizza and isn't just getting flushed down the shitter
April 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Holy shit
March 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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sky fawns 🩵✨
March 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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#deer 🦌
March 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Technically people who view solar eclipses are stargazing
March 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I swallow my toothpaste because spitters are quitters
March 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM