Occam’s Hat Trick
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The simplest explanation in hockey is usually the best one
As the Quinn Hughes trade reactions slow, tonight’s Oilers at Penguins game (Tristan Jarry vs. Stuart Skinner) is going refuel the hockey hot take machine for a few days
#LetsGoOilers #letsgopens
#LetsGoOilers #letsgopens
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
As the Quinn Hughes trade reactions slow, tonight’s Oilers at Penguins game (Tristan Jarry vs. Stuart Skinner) is going refuel the hockey hot take machine for a few days
#LetsGoOilers #letsgopens
#LetsGoOilers #letsgopens
Would really like to see Mikko Rantanen end the year as both the assists leader and the penalty minutes leader
#TexasHockey
#TexasHockey
December 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Would really like to see Mikko Rantanen end the year as both the assists leader and the penalty minutes leader
#TexasHockey
#TexasHockey
Convinced that the Nashville Predators always sellout as their games are the only respite on Broadway from the bachelorette parties and generic pop country stars’ mediocre bars
#Smashville
#Smashville
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Convinced that the Nashville Predators always sellout as their games are the only respite on Broadway from the bachelorette parties and generic pop country stars’ mediocre bars
#Smashville
#Smashville
Pretty sure everyone knows which NHL GM (cough, Lou Lamoriello, cough) Mollie Walker is referring to here
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Pretty sure everyone knows which NHL GM (cough, Lou Lamoriello, cough) Mollie Walker is referring to here
These are the Toronto Maple Leafs
They traded away their best playmaker due to lack of playoff success
Only problem, they might not make the playoffs without said playmaker
#LeafsForever
They traded away their best playmaker due to lack of playoff success
Only problem, they might not make the playoffs without said playmaker
#LeafsForever
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
These are the Toronto Maple Leafs
They traded away their best playmaker due to lack of playoff success
Only problem, they might not make the playoffs without said playmaker
#LeafsForever
They traded away their best playmaker due to lack of playoff success
Only problem, they might not make the playoffs without said playmaker
#LeafsForever
The NHL anti-‘Cy Young’ stats leaders are putting up some impressive assist numbers
#GoHabsGo #NHLBruins #VegasBorn #LetsGoPens #GoBolts
#GoHabsGo #NHLBruins #VegasBorn #LetsGoPens #GoBolts
November 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The NHL anti-‘Cy Young’ stats leaders are putting up some impressive assist numbers
#GoHabsGo #NHLBruins #VegasBorn #LetsGoPens #GoBolts
#GoHabsGo #NHLBruins #VegasBorn #LetsGoPens #GoBolts
I imagine the black Team Canada jerseys were designed for a Scandinavian hockey movie where the Canada team are the bad guys
#TeamCanada
#TeamCanada
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I imagine the black Team Canada jerseys were designed for a Scandinavian hockey movie where the Canada team are the bad guys
#TeamCanada
#TeamCanada
Kiefer Sherwood and Pavel Dorofeyev are putting up impressive Cy Young stats early in this season
#VegasBorn #AllTogetherAllIn
#VegasBorn #AllTogetherAllIn
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Kiefer Sherwood and Pavel Dorofeyev are putting up impressive Cy Young stats early in this season
#VegasBorn #AllTogetherAllIn
#VegasBorn #AllTogetherAllIn
Washington Capitals fans must dread when Capitals/Predators comes up in Immaculate Grid and are reminded they could’ve had Filip Forsberg and Ovechkin scoring an insane amount of goals for a decade
#ALLCAPS #Smashville
#ImmaculateGrid
#ALLCAPS #Smashville
#ImmaculateGrid
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Washington Capitals fans must dread when Capitals/Predators comes up in Immaculate Grid and are reminded they could’ve had Filip Forsberg and Ovechkin scoring an insane amount of goals for a decade
#ALLCAPS #Smashville
#ImmaculateGrid
#ALLCAPS #Smashville
#ImmaculateGrid
October 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The agents for Martin Necas and Adrian Kempe have one job right now - get their players either (1) to July 1st or (2) the Kaprizov deal
#GoAvsGo #GOKINGSGO
#GoAvsGo #GOKINGSGO
October 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The agents for Martin Necas and Adrian Kempe have one job right now - get their players either (1) to July 1st or (2) the Kaprizov deal
#GoAvsGo #GOKINGSGO
#GoAvsGo #GOKINGSGO
Toronto Maple Leafs last night: let’s try and capitalize on all the good vibes in the city from the Blue Jays in the World Series
Jack Hughes:
Jack Hughes:
October 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Toronto Maple Leafs last night: let’s try and capitalize on all the good vibes in the city from the Blue Jays in the World Series
Jack Hughes:
Jack Hughes:
Kenny Loggins - Hot
Applicable in his 70’s yacht rock era, his 80’s soundtrack dominance, and today
Applicable in his 70’s yacht rock era, his 80’s soundtrack dominance, and today
October 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kenny Loggins - Hot
Applicable in his 70’s yacht rock era, his 80’s soundtrack dominance, and today
Applicable in his 70’s yacht rock era, his 80’s soundtrack dominance, and today
October 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM