Obi-Wine Kenobi
@obiwinekenobi.bsky.social
Princeton Law grad. Wine, FDI/sanctions, biglaw, crankiness. Not born and raised in South Detroit: THAT'S CANADA. Dad to Spawn and Beast. 1st-gen lawyer.
Semi-anon bc clients don’t need this. Old posts regularly memory-holed.
Semi-anon bc clients don’t need this. Old posts regularly memory-holed.
Your job is safe from ChatGPT.
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Your job is safe from ChatGPT.
All deaths are unique tragedies, and all deaths are the same. But no more Rob Reiner makes me sad, even though I didn’t know the man at all.
December 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
All deaths are unique tragedies, and all deaths are the same. But no more Rob Reiner makes me sad, even though I didn’t know the man at all.
And such an unambiguously great dude, on many levels.
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
And such an unambiguously great dude, on many levels.
Market forces are like gravitational forces. They are real, it is costly to fight them, you can’t just wish them away, and if you do not respect them your bridge will fail.
They do not mean that falling is morally good.
They do not mean that falling is morally good.
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Market forces are like gravitational forces. They are real, it is costly to fight them, you can’t just wish them away, and if you do not respect them your bridge will fail.
They do not mean that falling is morally good.
They do not mean that falling is morally good.
I challenge anyone to come up with a viable alternative to doing the funniest thing possible.
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I challenge anyone to come up with a viable alternative to doing the funniest thing possible.
Make sure they know you’re serious.
December 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Make sure they know you’re serious.
Also, of course, don’t be a threatening stalker when you get dumped, but that’s probably not something a reminder helps.
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Also, of course, don’t be a threatening stalker when you get dumped, but that’s probably not something a reminder helps.
It's not like they didn't know who he was; he'd been with the program for six years.
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It's not like they didn't know who he was; he'd been with the program for six years.
Brandon was also a disaster for very different reasons, but is it too much to ask for emotional intelligence AND professionalism at $2.5 million a year?
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Brandon was also a disaster for very different reasons, but is it too much to ask for emotional intelligence AND professionalism at $2.5 million a year?
Mine either, and the median GPA when I graduated was II.XCVII.
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Mine either, and the median GPA when I graduated was II.XCVII.
Some schools give a 4.3 for an A+.
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Some schools give a 4.3 for an A+.
Unfair. I got shit done.
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Unfair. I got shit done.
No wait
The value of everything made or done in the world is OBJECTIVELY the same as the quantity of soft yellow metal on hand
The value of everything made or done in the world is OBJECTIVELY the same as the quantity of soft yellow metal on hand
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
No wait
The value of everything made or done in the world is OBJECTIVELY the same as the quantity of soft yellow metal on hand
The value of everything made or done in the world is OBJECTIVELY the same as the quantity of soft yellow metal on hand
Ok, crypto bro
a coin with the letter b on it is in front of a rocket
ALT: a coin with the letter b on it is in front of a rocket
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Ok, crypto bro
But, like, it’s better that she said “too much!”
Right?
Right?
December 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
But, like, it’s better that she said “too much!”
Right?
Right?