Obi Wanker Nobi 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇵🇦 🇨🇦 🇮🇪
@obiwankernobi.bsky.social
Retired Army medic, disabled vet, shit talking nazi puncher. Skinny Dipping empathetic hedonist. I don’t fear death because I’ll never know it happened. Boston born, raised, and escaped. Not digging this USA Titanic cruise.
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Going to get my 2026 Porsche 911 since trump says affordability is a hoax.
December 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Going to get my 2026 Porsche 911 since trump says affordability is a hoax.
Did she follow up with the timeless I’m rubber you’re glue?
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Did she follow up with the timeless I’m rubber you’re glue?
That shit is grafted to his chrome dome.
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
That shit is grafted to his chrome dome.
How do we apply for Pentagon loans?
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
How do we apply for Pentagon loans?
Her husband when she was 18
an elderly man making a funny face in front of bookshelves
ALT: an elderly man making a funny face in front of bookshelves
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Her husband when she was 18
It was 100% genuine rust oleum gold paint
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It was 100% genuine rust oleum gold paint
I looked into string theory and then I realized I’m an old dog that doesn’t like new tricks 😂
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I looked into string theory and then I realized I’m an old dog that doesn’t like new tricks 😂
Is this related to string theory?
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Is this related to string theory?
They violated the hors de combat. Article 41 of Additional Protocol I (AP I) to the Geneva Conventions
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
They violated the hors de combat. Article 41 of Additional Protocol I (AP I) to the Geneva Conventions
I think the right now controls everything but local access.
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I think the right now controls everything but local access.
May all their magnets get wet.
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
May all their magnets get wet.
It was a code red emergency. We had to pick up Kash’s girlfriend at Pilates within 10 minutes and we were 20 minutes away.
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It was a code red emergency. We had to pick up Kash’s girlfriend at Pilates within 10 minutes and we were 20 minutes away.
😂You could put a gun to my head and I couldn’t tell you anybody in my contact lists phone number.
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
😂You could put a gun to my head and I couldn’t tell you anybody in my contact lists phone number.