Joey Oberhoffner
@oberhoffner.bsky.social
“Bear Spray Guy”. Politico. Unelectable. Choir teacher. Dog Dad. Doting uncle. World-Class Hugger. INFJ. Agent of Change. Does not like the cobra chicken. tl;dr
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January 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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Hi. Canadian here.
If there is any group of people in America who should be absolutely free to exercise their First Amendment right to say anything they damned well please, it’s Veterans of the U.S. Armed Forces like Mark Kelly.
They LITERALLY paid for that right with their blood and toil.
If there is any group of people in America who should be absolutely free to exercise their First Amendment right to say anything they damned well please, it’s Veterans of the U.S. Armed Forces like Mark Kelly.
They LITERALLY paid for that right with their blood and toil.
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Hi. Canadian here.
If there is any group of people in America who should be absolutely free to exercise their First Amendment right to say anything they damned well please, it’s Veterans of the U.S. Armed Forces like Mark Kelly.
They LITERALLY paid for that right with their blood and toil.
If there is any group of people in America who should be absolutely free to exercise their First Amendment right to say anything they damned well please, it’s Veterans of the U.S. Armed Forces like Mark Kelly.
They LITERALLY paid for that right with their blood and toil.
The far right has started throwing “third-world” around to describe less desirable people, as though being third-world is an immutable personal characteristic rather than a way to describe an underdeveloped nation.
They’d use the racial slur if they thought they could get away with it.
They’d use the racial slur if they thought they could get away with it.
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The far right has started throwing “third-world” around to describe less desirable people, as though being third-world is an immutable personal characteristic rather than a way to describe an underdeveloped nation.
They’d use the racial slur if they thought they could get away with it.
They’d use the racial slur if they thought they could get away with it.
Okay, Canada: you can have ONE of Celebrini or Bedard on Team Canada in Italy this February.
Short, intense tournament. You need scorers, but also have to shut down some of the most gifted offensive players in all of hockey, in front of suspect goaltending.
Which one do you take, and why?
Short, intense tournament. You need scorers, but also have to shut down some of the most gifted offensive players in all of hockey, in front of suspect goaltending.
Which one do you take, and why?
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Okay, Canada: you can have ONE of Celebrini or Bedard on Team Canada in Italy this February.
Short, intense tournament. You need scorers, but also have to shut down some of the most gifted offensive players in all of hockey, in front of suspect goaltending.
Which one do you take, and why?
Short, intense tournament. You need scorers, but also have to shut down some of the most gifted offensive players in all of hockey, in front of suspect goaltending.
Which one do you take, and why?
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December 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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We are we like this? Why do we hate, and lash out, and act out of spite?
My heart hurts.
My heart hurts.
December 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
We are we like this? Why do we hate, and lash out, and act out of spite?
My heart hurts.
My heart hurts.
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December 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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“But look at all of NORWAY’S money! Alberta should be its own country and have that kind of money!”
I don’t know how to tell you this, but Norway has an 80% royalty rate on resources, nearly 50% income tax, and a 25% sales tax. THAT’S why they have cash on hand. Want to emulate that?
I don’t know how to tell you this, but Norway has an 80% royalty rate on resources, nearly 50% income tax, and a 25% sales tax. THAT’S why they have cash on hand. Want to emulate that?
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
“But look at all of NORWAY’S money! Alberta should be its own country and have that kind of money!”
I don’t know how to tell you this, but Norway has an 80% royalty rate on resources, nearly 50% income tax, and a 25% sales tax. THAT’S why they have cash on hand. Want to emulate that?
I don’t know how to tell you this, but Norway has an 80% royalty rate on resources, nearly 50% income tax, and a 25% sales tax. THAT’S why they have cash on hand. Want to emulate that?
MLB has to stop playing cute with the Barry Bonds issue. Either he’s the greatest home run hitter of all time, in which case he absolutely goes into the Hall of Fame, or he’s a cheater whose records need to be erased from the books. They need to decide.
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 AM
MLB has to stop playing cute with the Barry Bonds issue. Either he’s the greatest home run hitter of all time, in which case he absolutely goes into the Hall of Fame, or he’s a cheater whose records need to be erased from the books. They need to decide.
So one of earth’s most corrupt organizations created an award to kiss the Marmalade Mussolini’s ass.
Yeah. That tracks.
Yeah. That tracks.
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
So one of earth’s most corrupt organizations created an award to kiss the Marmalade Mussolini’s ass.
Yeah. That tracks.
Yeah. That tracks.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Have we determined whether or not they’ve been able to secure a #napforklaszus at City Hall? @klaszus.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Have we determined whether or not they’ve been able to secure a #napforklaszus at City Hall? @klaszus.bsky.social
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When I was 20, if you told me that before I turned 50 I’d see a U.S. administration that belittled war veterans, threatened them for exercising their First Amendment rights, and kissed Russia’s ass, I *might* have believed you.
If you told me they were Republican, I would’ve laughed in your face.
If you told me they were Republican, I would’ve laughed in your face.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
When I was 20, if you told me that before I turned 50 I’d see a U.S. administration that belittled war veterans, threatened them for exercising their First Amendment rights, and kissed Russia’s ass, I *might* have believed you.
If you told me they were Republican, I would’ve laughed in your face.
If you told me they were Republican, I would’ve laughed in your face.
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November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
324 in a row!
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Reposted by Joey Oberhoffner
What do you call a group that demands total freedom, but panics the moment anyone demands theirs?
It’s a purity cult. If they override you, it’s stability. If you assert yourself, it’s chaos. They want to control who has a voice.
#ForeverCanadian upset that order, so they want to change the law.
It’s a purity cult. If they override you, it’s stability. If you assert yourself, it’s chaos. They want to control who has a voice.
#ForeverCanadian upset that order, so they want to change the law.
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
What do you call a group that demands total freedom, but panics the moment anyone demands theirs?
It’s a purity cult. If they override you, it’s stability. If you assert yourself, it’s chaos. They want to control who has a voice.
#ForeverCanadian upset that order, so they want to change the law.
It’s a purity cult. If they override you, it’s stability. If you assert yourself, it’s chaos. They want to control who has a voice.
#ForeverCanadian upset that order, so they want to change the law.
Reposted by Joey Oberhoffner
IDEA: A Hallmark Christmas movie about an Alberta premier who refuses to be photographed with Santa unless he's seated, titled 'Notwithstanding Claus'.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
IDEA: A Hallmark Christmas movie about an Alberta premier who refuses to be photographed with Santa unless he's seated, titled 'Notwithstanding Claus'.
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Kids who already feel like the world is against them are now being told they can’t be who they are, by a government that knows it will be found in violation of their rights. The excuse? “We won”.
All this to shore up the right-wing voting bloc.
The cruelty is the point. #ableg
All this to shore up the right-wing voting bloc.
The cruelty is the point. #ableg
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Kids who already feel like the world is against them are now being told they can’t be who they are, by a government that knows it will be found in violation of their rights. The excuse? “We won”.
All this to shore up the right-wing voting bloc.
The cruelty is the point. #ableg
All this to shore up the right-wing voting bloc.
The cruelty is the point. #ableg
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