a pound of flax
a pound of flax
@oatsmemento.bsky.social
no
did the mints contain 100% of your daily vitamins & minerals and wreck your GI too?
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
congrats to incoming rep MTV’s Dan Cortese
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
it’s all whatever the medical equivalent of billable hours is
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
happy international men’s day
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
peace was never an option
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
JAMES EARL JONES: Integrity. Excellence. Brutal Cunning. Cunning Brutality. We Are The Michigan Boyz.
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
it’s clearly because he’s eating all the hot dogs in the city
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I don’t know what that is and I won’t respond to it
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 AM
this mf said laura looker
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
love too get parlementarian-ed but in the House somehow
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“we were totally going to pass it but we found the secret special rules that mean we need 2/3rds instead of a simple majority, whoopsie doopsie”
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
maybe i’m stupid but that doesn’t seem like a very good plot
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Marat-maxxing
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
iirc she’s actively mad at the administration for not investigating Obama’s birth certificate enough
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
the official “my back hurts” list
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“what if i’m freddy kreuger but in a good way”
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
well, he’s still upset because no one will sell him pierogis
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
you mechs may have copper wiring but i have a stomach of steel
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
none of these words are in the Orange Catholic Bible
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
very fashionable
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Journalism Ethiception
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
goddammit, now we’re all going to get haunted by the ghost of Williams Jennings Bryan
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the Johnny Gat-mobile
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
thank you for labeling dog
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM