I present one cold chicken

This is my daily greeting after work 🤣 There's always another cat right behind the door on the landing too.

Good morning, social media platform not run by a lunatic.

Have this picture of a naked cat vibing in the darkness to welcome you to a place that isn't utter dogshit.

After an incredible amount of pain and stress... half of my forced flooring project is complete.

Now with one less shitty couch!

...I really need to obliterate those 🪱🪵 logos on the table... 🙃

*Cries in flood damage*

Well shit. Guess it's time to learn how to install laminate flooring.