flashing back to being six years old and lying in the bathtub with chickenpox on Thanksgiving because some fucking genius either intentionally or accidentally threw a pox party for the 1st grade (fraternal twins w/ very different friend groups)

That feels way too coincidental to work. They would have no friends in common on the respective burners, and while flirtee would definitely ping the "more like this" for POV's follow list, so would a lot of girls.

tits

So far my ideas are "go back to the first two chapters and wedge it in somewhere", "it happened while POV char was passed out drunk", or "secret chapter 0 that POV char doesn't realize and flirtee isn't about to remind her of". Am I missing an obvious answer?

They do have substantial previous acquaintance, but I don't know that that would mean having info for a burner account. Being horny on main would cause suspension of disbelief as to how they didn't recognize each other, not just within the story, but for POV char.

"assemble the elotes, slice kielbasa" what a lovely combination of noms

Given the most recent game, that should be a thing soon.

tell your mom that honing your skills in the living room is how you get good enough to get on the show

and if she pushes back tell her an actual Jeopardy! champion said that

Deleted previous post because I realized there's a detour and buses on detour somehow can't be tracked, which might explain your issue. Them fuckers go via the upside down or something when they're off route

my noono would like to know your location

They'll take my Better Homes and Gardens and Gran Diplome set from my cold dead hands

Disgusting. That explains some of the fanfic, though...