Nurse Sawa
@nursesawa.bsky.social
Registered Nerd. Nurse! Dammit! Registered Nurse. RN, BSN, CDDN. ADHD+. Everything I post/share reflects me, not my employer. I'm not pretentious; I'm just better than you.
Pink Coat lady has been identified as Myrtle Krebsbach from Lake Wobegon, MN.
January 27, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Pink Coat lady has been identified as Myrtle Krebsbach from Lake Wobegon, MN.
We are a 2-person household with a silverware set for 12. Why are we always out of spoons??
January 21, 2026 at 4:04 PM
We are a 2-person household with a silverware set for 12. Why are we always out of spoons??
On 1/5/2026, the US increased the travel advisory level for Grenada. Which is hilarious coming from a country whose government regularly kidnaps and/or kills people, can't figure out how to keep kids alive in the classroom, and is actively working on starting World War 3.
January 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
On 1/5/2026, the US increased the travel advisory level for Grenada. Which is hilarious coming from a country whose government regularly kidnaps and/or kills people, can't figure out how to keep kids alive in the classroom, and is actively working on starting World War 3.
Naming my lunch Dre because I forgot about it.
January 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Naming my lunch Dre because I forgot about it.
In the theater:
Sarah: Shut UP.
Dude behind us: You can't tell me to shut up.
Bestie. It's fine. I will go find someone to remove you. Maybe shut the fuck up during the movie next time. 😘
Sarah: Shut UP.
Dude behind us: You can't tell me to shut up.
Bestie. It's fine. I will go find someone to remove you. Maybe shut the fuck up during the movie next time. 😘
December 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In the theater:
Sarah: Shut UP.
Dude behind us: You can't tell me to shut up.
Bestie. It's fine. I will go find someone to remove you. Maybe shut the fuck up during the movie next time. 😘
Sarah: Shut UP.
Dude behind us: You can't tell me to shut up.
Bestie. It's fine. I will go find someone to remove you. Maybe shut the fuck up during the movie next time. 😘
I will never not pronounce this thing blue-skee.
December 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I will never not pronounce this thing blue-skee.
Took my mom to Dave and Busters. She broke the skee ball machine. Physically broke the barrier. No more balls will be skeed into the holes. 🖤💔🙏🏻
December 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Took my mom to Dave and Busters. She broke the skee ball machine. Physically broke the barrier. No more balls will be skeed into the holes. 🖤💔🙏🏻
Is "IT: Welcome to Derry" just a reboot of "Twin Peaks"?
In this essay I will...
In this essay I will...
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Is "IT: Welcome to Derry" just a reboot of "Twin Peaks"?
In this essay I will...
In this essay I will...
Reposted by Nurse Sawa
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
Making people lose Whamageddon is the new Rick Rolling.
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Making people lose Whamageddon is the new Rick Rolling.
Joined a committee to change rules and regulations to benefit me. Okay. Maybe it benefits all the IDD nurses in Colorado and our clients and, like, all of Colorado's provider agencies in general. But, really, this is about my own personal convenience.
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Joined a committee to change rules and regulations to benefit me. Okay. Maybe it benefits all the IDD nurses in Colorado and our clients and, like, all of Colorado's provider agencies in general. But, really, this is about my own personal convenience.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but start thawing your turkey now.
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but start thawing your turkey now.
All of the Saturday Costco people are at the airport right now.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
All of the Saturday Costco people are at the airport right now.
Laundry is so much easier when you've been wearing disposable underwear and bathrobes all week. I should get hysterectomies more often.
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Laundry is so much easier when you've been wearing disposable underwear and bathrobes all week. I should get hysterectomies more often.
Nessarose Thropp is a selfish, manipulative, spoiled bitch who, quite honestly, deserved to have a house dropped on her. Her portrayal as anything else for the Broadway musical is a disservice to the audience and to her character.
In this essay, I will...
In this essay, I will...
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Nessarose Thropp is a selfish, manipulative, spoiled bitch who, quite honestly, deserved to have a house dropped on her. Her portrayal as anything else for the Broadway musical is a disservice to the audience and to her character.
In this essay, I will...
In this essay, I will...
Remember when the maddest we've ever been about anything was the Wordle being "Knoll"?
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Remember when the maddest we've ever been about anything was the Wordle being "Knoll"?
Hey, #OtherSarah. Your kid's enrollment paperwork for Sacred Heart Catholic School came to me. They need it returned, along with a copy of Cecilia's kindergarten report card. Let me know what you want me to do with this!
#LearnYourEmail
#LearnYourEmail
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hey, #OtherSarah. Your kid's enrollment paperwork for Sacred Heart Catholic School came to me. They need it returned, along with a copy of Cecilia's kindergarten report card. Let me know what you want me to do with this!
#LearnYourEmail
#LearnYourEmail
A good night to everyone on Frontier Airlines flight 3540, except the whiny little bitch in seat 2D. Frontier doesn't control the weather, sir, any more than you can control your very big feelings, apparently.
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
A good night to everyone on Frontier Airlines flight 3540, except the whiny little bitch in seat 2D. Frontier doesn't control the weather, sir, any more than you can control your very big feelings, apparently.
Frontier airlines: You're eligible to bid for an upgrade! For UpFront Plus we recommend bidding at least $60.
Me: I bid $20.
F: Your bid is highly unlikely to be accepted. 😥
Me: Yeah. I don't actually care where I sit. 😉
F: You're bid was accepted! Enjoy the extra leg room and empty middle seat!
Me: I bid $20.
F: Your bid is highly unlikely to be accepted. 😥
Me: Yeah. I don't actually care where I sit. 😉
F: You're bid was accepted! Enjoy the extra leg room and empty middle seat!
October 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Frontier airlines: You're eligible to bid for an upgrade! For UpFront Plus we recommend bidding at least $60.
Me: I bid $20.
F: Your bid is highly unlikely to be accepted. 😥
Me: Yeah. I don't actually care where I sit. 😉
F: You're bid was accepted! Enjoy the extra leg room and empty middle seat!
Me: I bid $20.
F: Your bid is highly unlikely to be accepted. 😥
Me: Yeah. I don't actually care where I sit. 😉
F: You're bid was accepted! Enjoy the extra leg room and empty middle seat!
Do people practice being the slowest walkers at the airport?
October 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Do people practice being the slowest walkers at the airport?
Don't forget to bring soup for your family to the protests today!
October 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Don't forget to bring soup for your family to the protests today!
I need screw-top travel mug lids to not always finish tightening directly over the handle.
October 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I need screw-top travel mug lids to not always finish tightening directly over the handle.
Did the giant arrow pointing down the row of parking spots all angled in the same direction mean something different in different driving schools?
October 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Did the giant arrow pointing down the row of parking spots all angled in the same direction mean something different in different driving schools?
Reposted by Nurse Sawa
Like yes, calling a trans kid by their chosen name and pronouns makes them feel more safe at school and that improves overall mental well-being, but you should also do it because you're an adult who can choose not to act like a dick
October 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Like yes, calling a trans kid by their chosen name and pronouns makes them feel more safe at school and that improves overall mental well-being, but you should also do it because you're an adult who can choose not to act like a dick