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Nander
@nursenander.bsky.social
Author•ICU Nurse•Union Organizer•Civil Rights Activist•Weight loss Champion•Bad Bitch
They want us sicker, they want us poorer, they want us stupider, they want us dead.
October 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Here are books that are likely to be unavailable digitally if MAGA pressures carriers to ban them. They may even be physically banned. Buy as many as you can now.
October 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
With all of the breaking news, it’s easy to feel helpless. But you do have power take your content on these subjects to the next level by adding a call to action. #activism
October 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
One thing I have in common with Donald Trump is that neither one of us know what the fuck he’s talking about.
May 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
February 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So we’re all just going to ignore how California wants a divorce?
January 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Did you try holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity
January 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Calling all respiratory therapists “Gaston” because they’re ESPECIALLY GOOD AT EXPECTORATING.

and if you don’t get this joke we can still be friends but please up your game so we can sing Disney karaoke together.
January 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Please be mindful this New Years that your fireworks may trigger PTSD for wealthy CEO’s who are fearful with the adjuster still on the loose.
#FreeLuigi he’s innocent.
December 29, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Some people need a lesson in Tupperware etiquette before next holiday season.
December 27, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Santa just dropped by. Have him cookies and a smooch. Then asked him to bring some of left over rib roast to Luigi. He said “bet.”
December 25, 2024 at 4:30 AM
That third party we always talk about… what are we calling it?
December 13, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Luigi may have been born rich but he’s got two things money can’t buy— passion and balls.
December 12, 2024 at 4:11 PM
December 12, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Idc if #LuigiMangione was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He was smart enough to know what he was risking & he did it anyway cuz he believed in taking a stand against murd€r0us capitalists. There are other ways of fixing things. BUT the only thing bigger than his passion, is his balls.
December 11, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Random overshare: my first kiss was terrible. I was 13ish and he opened his mouth as wide as he possibly could, then cupped it over my mouth area. Then he shoved his tongue in like really stiff and just moved it side to side. It was so unpleasant I didn’t kiss anyone else until I was 16.
November 25, 2024 at 4:27 PM
*doctor: “do you have pain with BM’s?”
*Me (a nurse): “well yeah sure”
*doctor: “how much pain”
*me: “the normal amount.”
*doctor: “there is no normal amount”

-me getting diagnosed with endometriosis & PCOS
November 24, 2024 at 12:49 PM
I don’t know who needs this reminder but seasonal affective disorder (SAD), sometimes called seasonal depression, usually starts in late fall to early winter (now). It’s a good time to discuss b vitamins, L-theanine, & other remedies with your doctor if you’re experiencing symptoms.
November 23, 2024 at 5:30 AM
JoJo Siwa saying “I like the way you’re grinding my bean,” is akin to an author, writing “folds” or “wet curls” in their Spicy book.
Nooorrrr
November 22, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Cuz I’m a peace-seeking missile and I found myself.
I don’t have many friends so I am by myself.
And that’s cool.
I like me; I’m good for my health.
Not you.

-@heavenlyserver
November 22, 2024 at 4:25 AM
David just told me, very matter of factly, that #MattGeatz stepped down from his nomination for attorney general. I can’t figure out why he didn’t whisper it into my ear but I guess romance is dead this far into a marriage. 🫡 (jk) 💙
November 21, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Please stop posting the “if we go down we go down together” videos where you and your friends stand with your arms crossed in a V formation with mean mugs. You’re not going down with us. You’re going to watch America burn from the comfort of your couch an ocean away. It’s performative. Nice hat tho
November 21, 2024 at 11:00 PM
BlueSky is #1 in App store. X is currently outranked by Snapchat by two spots, sitting at 48. 😂
November 21, 2024 at 10:54 PM
He was never supposed to find me.
I shouldn’t have let him take me.
I walked right into his prison.

@nursenander.bsky.social this is filled with vibrance and so many cool add-ins! The open/closed door, the 8 full color illustrations, the recipes, and so much more! 💜🩵💙🤍

🌶️📚 💙📚
#foundfamily #bookrecs
November 21, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Did someone post something about Opals & a Nimbus somewhere? Why is my book blowen up on lemon 8 out of absolutely nowhere?
November 21, 2024 at 3:18 AM