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Great, so now even bigger jerks will be wearing them
February 14, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Great, so now even bigger jerks will be wearing them
Oh wow, RFK Jr. going on an illegal fossil hunting trip with Epstein is so to be expected of him that I’m a little surprised at how surprised I am
February 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Oh wow, RFK Jr. going on an illegal fossil hunting trip with Epstein is so to be expected of him that I’m a little surprised at how surprised I am
Men skal de faktisk vitne?
February 5, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Men skal de faktisk vitne?
Skal lete lenge etter større rødt flagg enn ler-så-jeg-griner-emoji
January 31, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Skal lete lenge etter større rødt flagg enn ler-så-jeg-griner-emoji
Til å visstnok ha vært så populær for regnskapsarbeidet sitt ville jeg ikke vært særlig komfortabel med å sende resultatet til skatteetaten om jeg hadde sett skriveferdighetene her
January 31, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Til å visstnok ha vært så populær for regnskapsarbeidet sitt ville jeg ikke vært særlig komfortabel med å sende resultatet til skatteetaten om jeg hadde sett skriveferdighetene her
Planning on getting a good bottle of orange wine
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Planning on getting a good bottle of orange wine
That one guy who voted for Trump because he wants the French to pay more for drugs is going to be pissed
January 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
That one guy who voted for Trump because he wants the French to pay more for drugs is going to be pissed
Maybe they support line breaks? “Area of password must be greater than 25 characters squared”
January 24, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Maybe they support line breaks? “Area of password must be greater than 25 characters squared”
Wait a couple of weeks and mention Finland. We might be able to put him in a loop where he never has time to complete any one invasion
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Wait a couple of weeks and mention Finland. We might be able to put him in a loop where he never has time to complete any one invasion
I was planning on getting a nice bottle of orange wine to save for a special occasion
January 21, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I was planning on getting a nice bottle of orange wine to save for a special occasion
God knows, there are too many insane quotes to keep track, but that’s apparently what will happen if democrats win the midterms
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 PM
God knows, there are too many insane quotes to keep track, but that’s apparently what will happen if democrats win the midterms
I’m still trying to decode “transgender for everyone”
January 20, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I’m still trying to decode “transgender for everyone”
Got to have your head REAL far up your ass to type all of that out without some sort of an aha moment
January 20, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Got to have your head REAL far up your ass to type all of that out without some sort of an aha moment
If this has anything to do with security, why is he so pissed about NATO increasing its presence there
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
If this has anything to do with security, why is he so pissed about NATO increasing its presence there
Kanskje på tide å sende ansvaret tilbake til Sverige om vi ikke takler det selv. Flaut.
January 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Kanskje på tide å sende ansvaret tilbake til Sverige om vi ikke takler det selv. Flaut.
Someone should cross reference this with the recently leaked WhiteDate data
January 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Someone should cross reference this with the recently leaked WhiteDate data
Insane to me that people give the machine where injection attacks are done just by asking nicely the power to touch anything other than a sanitized box of text
January 8, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Insane to me that people give the machine where injection attacks are done just by asking nicely the power to touch anything other than a sanitized box of text
Tag yourselves; I’m hands too greasy
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Tag yourselves; I’m hands too greasy
1996: Kasparov loses to Deep Blue
2026: Kasparov loses to HTML
2026: Kasparov loses to HTML
January 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
1996: Kasparov loses to Deep Blue
2026: Kasparov loses to HTML
2026: Kasparov loses to HTML
Close enough; still an allium
December 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Close enough; still an allium
Even in an entirely sane world, I don’t see how I could expect a good long-term relationship with someone who disagrees with me on the most fundamental questions
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Even in an entirely sane world, I don’t see how I could expect a good long-term relationship with someone who disagrees with me on the most fundamental questions
Going to start signing my work emails with xoxo
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Going to start signing my work emails with xoxo
«and he is just back from a month in New York where he met 70 chief executives.» – jeg stoler ikke på at Norges største Linkedin-bruker kan tilbringe en måned med 70 selgere uten å kjøpe masse møkk
December 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
«and he is just back from a month in New York where he met 70 chief executives.» – jeg stoler ikke på at Norges største Linkedin-bruker kan tilbringe en måned med 70 selgere uten å kjøpe masse møkk