numbermadehuman.bsky.social
@numbermadehuman.bsky.social
I hate talking about myself

I am the person you call at 3 am when the basement floods and your power is out. I am not the person you call to have brunch

ex wels and ex gop I am working to atone for both.


If you follow me I will follow back
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His cult does
February 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Canadians are pissed. Have you ever crossed paths with a Canadian goose?
We’re like that. Leave us alone, we’re pretty chill but fuck with us and we will bite you in the ass.
This is a public service announcement…lol
February 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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8/ The Republicans have sacrificed the legitimacy of Congress on the altar of obeisance to Trump. They've abrogated the power and role of a co-equal branch of government.

Y'all might want to do any and everything you can to save it before its too late.
February 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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7/ For both House and Senate, as well as massive Dem superPACs (looking at you, Future Forward) START SUING. I'm not a lawyer, obvi, but any moron can see that Trump's unconstitutional and illegal actions not only deserve but DEMAND court challenges.
February 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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5/ Stop being naive. They call you communist satanist pedophiles every day. FIDO: Fuck It. Drive On.

Stoke MAGA rivalries in the House. Elevate Greene and the loons as the definition of the GOP.

Have the DCCC invest in some real oppo, not your usual weak-dick content. (Hint: Cawthorn is right.)
February 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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4/ Maximum resistance. Johnson's House number is so narrow that one DUI costs him the majority. Never give him a vote even if it causes short-term pain in your district. Block everything. Slow every process.

"Oh, no," you cry, "The media will say mean things about us obstructing progress."
February 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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3/ They will always put Trump over America. They will always lie. They will always play on your naive good faith. They will always fuck you.

America needs a party of fighting Democrats now. Stop talking policy and start saying, "Fuck you."

What's that look like?
February 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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2/ They're wrong. You're in a war with people who are determined not to destroy the government, but to replace it with a weird alliance of oligarchs, kleptocrats, and religious fanatics.

You have no good-faith partners on the other side of the table.
February 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM