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♂. tech monkey. pet wrangler. occasional maker. recovering makerspace director/officer. gun-owning liberal, I guess. TX resident.
AI/Crypto/MLM/hustle types GTFO
AI/Crypto/MLM/hustle types GTFO
A tale of two TJ's. The smaller bespoke Southlake location has a tiny parking lot (for DFW) w/ ~70 spaces yet always has at least one space available. The Coppell location was existing commercial space and - despite shared parking - has never come close to filling those >300 spaces.
December 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A tale of two TJ's. The smaller bespoke Southlake location has a tiny parking lot (for DFW) w/ ~70 spaces yet always has at least one space available. The Coppell location was existing commercial space and - despite shared parking - has never come close to filling those >300 spaces.
When you break out the level only after you're ⅓ of the way done
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
When you break out the level only after you're ⅓ of the way done
I won the landfill sweepstakes!
First prize: free screw
Odds: 1-in-4
Note: must be present to win
First prize: free screw
Odds: 1-in-4
Note: must be present to win
December 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I won the landfill sweepstakes!
First prize: free screw
Odds: 1-in-4
Note: must be present to win
First prize: free screw
Odds: 1-in-4
Note: must be present to win
When you run into a slacker high school acquaintance years later and the apparent sum total of their achievements is that they operate a forklift (part time) at the garden center making minimum wage plus a buck-fifty and the notion of applying themselves any harder is alien to them
![5-panel comic
1) somewhere deep inside a human body (two round figures are seemingly eating the ground, coming up like a blanket)
2) (a jagged figure appears) "You microplastic punks better back the fuck off - this is lead turf"
3) (a melee ensues between microplastics and lead - the are obvious casualties)
4) [zoom out to the silhouette of a head, with the brain in turmoil]
5) [profile of the head] "I can legally operate a forklift"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fhxw2ozepy7njqwwp55eo6j6/bafkreihu4ke6ftdp6ax2dfrigkue44n3jxqaxa2sizquv4yj7r3s3fnldq@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
When you run into a slacker high school acquaintance years later and the apparent sum total of their achievements is that they operate a forklift (part time) at the garden center making minimum wage plus a buck-fifty and the notion of applying themselves any harder is alien to them
The striped transformer cat in its native environment
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The striped transformer cat in its native environment
Crimes dominated behavior in this instance
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Crimes dominated behavior in this instance
When you not only have hammers in your toolbox but also Swedish Screwdrivers.
So much more effort to sustain that anger and rationalize why your worldview works despite evidence to the contrary.
So much more effort to sustain that anger and rationalize why your worldview works despite evidence to the contrary.
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
When you not only have hammers in your toolbox but also Swedish Screwdrivers.
So much more effort to sustain that anger and rationalize why your worldview works despite evidence to the contrary.
So much more effort to sustain that anger and rationalize why your worldview works despite evidence to the contrary.
That was one of the dumber TX constitutional amendment elections ever. All stunk of special interests, state power consolidation, or pandering.
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
That was one of the dumber TX constitutional amendment elections ever. All stunk of special interests, state power consolidation, or pandering.
Circular cashflows man
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Circular cashflows man
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
As that would increase effort, we'd turn that Idiocracy billboard into reality; the ambidextrous would get ripped
October 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
As that would increase effort, we'd turn that Idiocracy billboard into reality; the ambidextrous would get ripped
Representative Brandon Gill Telephone Town Hall
Tuesday, 10/21
6:10 CST / 7:10 EST
877-229-8493 PIN: 123253
Tuesday, 10/21
6:10 CST / 7:10 EST
877-229-8493 PIN: 123253
October 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Representative Brandon Gill Telephone Town Hall
Tuesday, 10/21
6:10 CST / 7:10 EST
877-229-8493 PIN: 123253
Tuesday, 10/21
6:10 CST / 7:10 EST
877-229-8493 PIN: 123253
That post was written by the losers of the Battle of Gatwick
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
That post was written by the losers of the Battle of Gatwick
Main corner for the event. In very red Flower Mound.
October 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Main corner for the event. In very red Flower Mound.
No Kings Flower Mound TX 2025-10-18. Guess >2000 people in attendance - not bad as it was raining on and off.
October 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
No Kings Flower Mound TX 2025-10-18. Guess >2000 people in attendance - not bad as it was raining on and off.
Presenting some of the most over-engineered protest signs ever. Expect to give away 3 at the event.
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Presenting some of the most over-engineered protest signs ever. Expect to give away 3 at the event.
Seems to be what so many of them mean
October 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Seems to be what so many of them mean
![MEME
[classic portrait of General Sherman]
"
*SIGH*
Apparently I missed a few spots...
"
[referencing Sherman's March to the Sea and subsequent Carolinas campaign]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fhxw2ozepy7njqwwp55eo6j6/bafkreihmf35zgrfwgxfisngsgeagzulc6tu7uxgdzpoajajeyiafpyfv3q@jpeg)
Google News now cites whitehouse-dot-gov as a news source, I guess. Echoes of George Orwell:
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Journalism is printing something that someone does not want printed. Everything else is public relations.
"
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Journalism is printing something that someone does not want printed. Everything else is public relations.
"
September 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Google News now cites whitehouse-dot-gov as a news source, I guess. Echoes of George Orwell:
"
Journalism is printing something that someone does not want printed. Everything else is public relations.
"
"
Journalism is printing something that someone does not want printed. Everything else is public relations.
"
Costco parking lot things
September 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Costco parking lot things
Same subject, 24 hours later
September 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Same subject, 24 hours later
I suddenly feel like I should own this artifact
August 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I suddenly feel like I should own this artifact