Semper Gumby is an unofficial motto in the military meaning "Always Be Gumby"
February 10, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Semper Gumby is an unofficial motto in the military meaning "Always Be Gumby"
Haha yes! "WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!" (I appreciate the SNL reference, though I haven't watched it myself).
February 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Haha yes! "WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!" (I appreciate the SNL reference, though I haven't watched it myself).
So proud to be Headquarters 67’s 16th follower on Bluesky.com!
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 AM
So proud to be Headquarters 67’s 16th follower on Bluesky.com!
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Our modern world has become a fear factory running at full capacity. Every time we unlock our phones, we're opening a Pandora's box of catastrophes, controversies, and crises — each one algorithmically curated to seize our attention by the throat.
February 3, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Our modern world has become a fear factory running at full capacity. Every time we unlock our phones, we're opening a Pandora's box of catastrophes, controversies, and crises — each one algorithmically curated to seize our attention by the throat.
My business cards have a picture of God on them.
February 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
My business cards have a picture of God on them.
I wear a hat that says "NOT A COP" to build trust in my community.
February 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I wear a hat that says "NOT A COP" to build trust in my community.
If you eat lunch late lunch eats you.
February 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
If you eat lunch late lunch eats you.
my bones are now made of discourse. I rattle when I walk
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 PM
my bones are now made of discourse. I rattle when I walk
Surgery to become living Funko Pop'
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Surgery to become living Funko Pop'
A guy pays me $70 to follow him around Best Buy, and any time he picks something up I tell the employees, "He can afford that."
January 31, 2026 at 10:00 PM
A guy pays me $70 to follow him around Best Buy, and any time he picks something up I tell the employees, "He can afford that."
My doctor is concerned. He prescribed me daily glass of milk.
January 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My doctor is concerned. He prescribed me daily glass of milk.
I sell "Accountability Mallets," a big hammer you can use to hold yourself and others accountable.
January 31, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I sell "Accountability Mallets," a big hammer you can use to hold yourself and others accountable.
I told people I'm a "Respected Member of the Community" until it became true through repetition. It worked. Now the mayor is afraid of me.
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I told people I'm a "Respected Member of the Community" until it became true through repetition. It worked. Now the mayor is afraid of me.
The computer used to have its own room called "The Computer Room."
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
The computer used to have its own room called "The Computer Room."
We love staying on the computer and looking up information! The computer has so much to teach us.
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
We love staying on the computer and looking up information! The computer has so much to teach us.
I am having fun on the computer. Fav this post if you are also having fun on the computer.
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I am having fun on the computer. Fav this post if you are also having fun on the computer.
The computer used to have its own room called "The Computer Room."
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The computer used to have its own room called "The Computer Room."
We love staying on the computer and looking up information! The computer has so much to teach us.
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
We love staying on the computer and looking up information! The computer has so much to teach us.
I am having fun on the computer. Fav this post if you are also having fun on the computer.
January 31, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I am having fun on the computer. Fav this post if you are also having fun on the computer.
The city sent a letter saying I must leave because my house is full of bees that I received.
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The city sent a letter saying I must leave because my house is full of bees that I received.
That wonderful feeling when you've done all your stressful Zooms for the week and all you have let is your waste of time Zooms where you don't say anything and screw around on your phone
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
That wonderful feeling when you've done all your stressful Zooms for the week and all you have let is your waste of time Zooms where you don't say anything and screw around on your phone
I paid a hypnotist $1200 to make me forget what a podcast is
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I paid a hypnotist $1200 to make me forget what a podcast is
*existing in 12,000 dimensions simultaneously* ah fuck i left my keys in dimension 7,443
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
*existing in 12,000 dimensions simultaneously* ah fuck i left my keys in dimension 7,443
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Happy release day to The Luminous Fairies and Mothra by Shinichiro Nakamura, Takehiko Fukunaga, and Yoshie Hotta and translated by Jeffrey Angles.
Pick up a copy and get ready for RJL's episode on stories about kaiju and the relationship between monster movies and their storytellers.
Pick up a copy and get ready for RJL's episode on stories about kaiju and the relationship between monster movies and their storytellers.
The Luminous Fairies and Mothra
Check out The Luminous Fairies and Mothra - <p><b>The original story that hatched Mothra, one of the most beloved monsters in the "kaijuverse"--available in English for the first time</b> <p/> Mystica...
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January 13, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Happy release day to The Luminous Fairies and Mothra by Shinichiro Nakamura, Takehiko Fukunaga, and Yoshie Hotta and translated by Jeffrey Angles.
Pick up a copy and get ready for RJL's episode on stories about kaiju and the relationship between monster movies and their storytellers.
Pick up a copy and get ready for RJL's episode on stories about kaiju and the relationship between monster movies and their storytellers.
Gulping an Adderall like Popeye eats spinach, but instead of getting strong I become able to concentrate on properly laying out a Wix website for desktop and mobile.
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Gulping an Adderall like Popeye eats spinach, but instead of getting strong I become able to concentrate on properly laying out a Wix website for desktop and mobile.