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We know what that feels like
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
True... but Canucks always get the worst schedule the eastern NHL cabal can provide using only neglect and malice.
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
That plus the Faeries carrying away some players and JR/PA forgetting to contact Suter's agent during the summer. Oh and signing Kane hasn't helped in 3rd periods.

However... other teams have a condensed schedule as well... but possibly better constructed rosters with less Faerrying.
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Wait! Just liked a post with worse stats than the horrible 24-25 season?!
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Does the real team include McKenna?
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Canucks dinna have Suter anymore. Thanks Alvin.
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
We all want to believe... since 2023... or 2011... or 1994 or 1982...
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Yes, he does. Doesn't mean we have to like it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Here we go...
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
NHL official penalty quota is official policy.
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
And he's in the box for using a fake name. Or something.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
But would it save the franchise?
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Despite his scoring prowess, Jason doesn't have as many goals as Kief.

Rantanen doesn't have as many assists as Huggie.

Obviously the Canucks are the better team. Give us the 2 points now and the rest of the night off.
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That's a funny reaction to an event the NHL didn't even want to participate in. Olympics aren't a cash cow for Gary and his merry band of governors.

Not a single Olympic game will be played in any NHL rink. How will the billionaire's survive? Only the NHL Violence on Ice spectacle is profitable.
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hmmm.... math is tricky. Good thing we'd don't do this often.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Oh... a modest improvement...
Next stat you'll quote is how the Canucks in their 55 year history have made it the cup finals 3 times. Which sounds better than it feels.
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
That stat says the #Canucks need to play fewer regular season games and more of the other type....
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Yes. Yes we do!
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Yeah... Franny's great legacy ended in early 2012. Not saying he was a billionaire Mayan mole... but what if?
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
He's was the cheap option, next to Manny. And management/owner weren't ready to give the reins to a rookie coach... ahem... to Manny.
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
What does that mean, other than season ending?

Forbort is getting a midsection replacement operation? Higgins as Abs transplant donor?
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Correct. Slight change of plans. They're embracing chaos defense.
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
We demand a judicial recount!
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM