Tim
@nrdofalltrades.bsky.social
*My opinions are not only mine, but also reflect every organization I've ever been affiliated with or done business with*
I like baseball (Padres), racing (F1/IndyCar), movies, comics, and social media apps that function.
I like baseball (Padres), racing (F1/IndyCar), movies, comics, and social media apps that function.
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Tim
@nrdofalltrades.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Advertise your Bluesky account in 3 words:
Indianapolis 500 history 🫡
Indianapolis 500 history 🫡
Advertise your Bluesky account in 3 words:
NASCAR, Niche Humor, Humanism
NASCAR, Niche Humor, Humanism
Advertise your Bluesky account in 3 words:
Please help, I'm
Please help, I'm
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Someone should really work on some “bootleggers not boot lickers” tee shirts for those of us who may be going to nascar races this year just saying
February 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Someone should really work on some “bootleggers not boot lickers” tee shirts for those of us who may be going to nascar races this year just saying
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NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up
Was at a coffee shop tonight and the barista was wearing an F1 shirt so I asked her if she followed F1 and she said "No, it's just a shirt" and why am I the one that feels dumb for asking?
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Was at a coffee shop tonight and the barista was wearing an F1 shirt so I asked her if she followed F1 and she said "No, it's just a shirt" and why am I the one that feels dumb for asking?
I'd rather be cautiously optometric than mess up anything with my eyes.
January 28, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I'd rather be cautiously optometric than mess up anything with my eyes.
The X-MEN are BACK and they're OLDER than you've EVER seen them before!
January 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The X-MEN are BACK and they're OLDER than you've EVER seen them before!
Unless someone can explain to me what an "Incriminating Claus Mark" is, I find it hard to believe Grandma was run over by one of Santa's reindeer, or that Santa was involved in the tragedy in any way.
December 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Unless someone can explain to me what an "Incriminating Claus Mark" is, I find it hard to believe Grandma was run over by one of Santa's reindeer, or that Santa was involved in the tragedy in any way.
With the Chiefs moving to Kansas I propose converting the Harry S. Truman Sports Complex into Long Kauffman
December 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
With the Chiefs moving to Kansas I propose converting the Harry S. Truman Sports Complex into Long Kauffman
A grilled cheese is just a white quesadilla
December 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
A grilled cheese is just a white quesadilla
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Steely Dan when Brassy Tim walks in
December 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Steely Dan when Brassy Tim walks in
The gym is crazy I'm over here doing face pulls because I'm too fat for pull ups why did the tiniest Asian girl start doing handstands right next to me like girl you did not have to highlight the dichotomy!
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The gym is crazy I'm over here doing face pulls because I'm too fat for pull ups why did the tiniest Asian girl start doing handstands right next to me like girl you did not have to highlight the dichotomy!
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Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.
Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.
Stay safe out there.
Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.
Stay safe out there.
October 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly.
Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.
Stay safe out there.
Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested.
Stay safe out there.
Curtis Sliwa is the only pro parade candidate for New York Mayor
October 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Curtis Sliwa is the only pro parade candidate for New York Mayor
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Doocy: Does this help get you into heaven?
Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
October 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Doocy: Does this help get you into heaven?
Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
Swampy Amphibian on Wall Street call them an Investigator.
September 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Swampy Amphibian on Wall Street call them an Investigator.
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the whole Rahals bringing Hy-Vee into the sport and bringing back Iowa, and then the race and the sponsor being completely gone after five years describes the entire Rahal experience perfectly
September 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
the whole Rahals bringing Hy-Vee into the sport and bringing back Iowa, and then the race and the sponsor being completely gone after five years describes the entire Rahal experience perfectly
I'm dying this is the funniest article
September 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm dying this is the funniest article
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M'lord, a second dragon has hit the spires.
August 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
M'lord, a second dragon has hit the spires.
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in the last year this is the onion headline i most often think about
August 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
in the last year this is the onion headline i most often think about
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“The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.” - Jack Kirby
Happy birthday King
Happy birthday King
Jack Kirby, born on August 28, 1917. The King.
August 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.” - Jack Kirby
Happy birthday King
Happy birthday King
No one talks about how funny Checo's pfp is. Real "First Day of School in my new clothes" vibes.
August 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
No one talks about how funny Checo's pfp is. Real "First Day of School in my new clothes" vibes.
I have finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. It is one of those rare games that transcends it's medium, truly a work of art in every aspect. A must play even if you're not a fan of the genre (which I am not)
August 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I have finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. It is one of those rare games that transcends it's medium, truly a work of art in every aspect. A must play even if you're not a fan of the genre (which I am not)