Capt. Silky
@nowbacktome.bsky.social
Random, often inappropriate thoughts. Day 1 DEI-DF,Chelsea #CFC, #KTBFFH, #THF, #IJB I piss off racists on the reg and b*tches love my 3rd leg. Don't follow me.
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Trying to watch Stranger Things but I can't get over the outaged cast. They got Mike who is damn near 6'3 and looks 25 riding a bike to school like he's in middle school.
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Trying to watch Stranger Things but I can't get over the outaged cast. They got Mike who is damn near 6'3 and looks 25 riding a bike to school like he's in middle school.
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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The way Mahomes escapes them tackles is the same way he escapes his blackness 😭
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The way Mahomes escapes them tackles is the same way he escapes his blackness 😭
Hey man...fuck you
Elvis stole nothing. Covering songs isn't stealing. Elvis is on video and audio giving credit to the original sources. Every black artist whose works he recorded was paid for the privilege and their names appear on his record labels. But never let facts get in the way of a good story, eh?
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Hey man...fuck you
My explanation of Post Malone to my boomer aunts and uncles. He's like Elvis except he hung out with the black people before stealing their music and going to country.
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My explanation of Post Malone to my boomer aunts and uncles. He's like Elvis except he hung out with the black people before stealing their music and going to country.
Pt. 4...Happy Thanksgiving bitches #MMPR #Nostalgia
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Pt. 4...Happy Thanksgiving bitches #MMPR #Nostalgia
Warhawk (PS3)
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Warhawk (PS3)
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Estevao 🤝 Haaland 🤝 Mbappe
The Brazilian joins some elite company 🇧🇷
The Brazilian joins some elite company 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Estevao 🤝 Haaland 🤝 Mbappe
The Brazilian joins some elite company 🇧🇷
The Brazilian joins some elite company 🇧🇷
Absolute Batman > DC Batman
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Absolute Batman > DC Batman
"How come he (Eric Morris) don't want us man"
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"How come he (Eric Morris) don't want us man"
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HES A MAN HES 40
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
HES A MAN HES 40
Estevao take a bow. 18 y/o BALLER!!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Estevao take a bow. 18 y/o BALLER!!!
Jules Kounde's own goal has given Chelsea the lead against Barcelona.
Enzo Fernandez has had two goals disallowed — Enzo Maresca will be relieved to see this one stand.
The visitors wanted an offside given against Marc Cucurella in the build-up.
Enzo Fernandez has had two goals disallowed — Enzo Maresca will be relieved to see this one stand.
The visitors wanted an offside given against Marc Cucurella in the build-up.
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
VARcelona 2 goals overturned by VAR
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
VARcelona 2 goals overturned by VAR
Look at UNT. Probably the only "Air Raid" offense with a balanced run game.
One way to evaluate run games in college football is to compare scheme and OL (yards before contact) with RB ability (yards after contact):
Further right => Better scheme/OL
Further up => Better RB talent/ability
Further right => Better scheme/OL
Further up => Better RB talent/ability
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Look at UNT. Probably the only "Air Raid" offense with a balanced run game.
Gaslighting/reverse psychology on my mom into making my favorite deserts for Thanksgiving.
"Aunt Barbara is gonna bring a 7Up cake and hers is so good"
"Barbara only know how to make that because I showed her"
Dance puppets
"Aunt Barbara is gonna bring a 7Up cake and hers is so good"
"Barbara only know how to make that because I showed her"
Dance puppets
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November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Gaslighting/reverse psychology on my mom into making my favorite deserts for Thanksgiving.
"Aunt Barbara is gonna bring a 7Up cake and hers is so good"
"Barbara only know how to make that because I showed her"
Dance puppets
"Aunt Barbara is gonna bring a 7Up cake and hers is so good"
"Barbara only know how to make that because I showed her"
Dance puppets
No stream for today?? Fix this shit Blake!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
No stream for today?? Fix this shit Blake!!
Speaking of Darren Woodson he's going to be on "The Pivot" podcast and from the looks of the preview it's a good one. Cowboys fans tap in.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Speaking of Darren Woodson he's going to be on "The Pivot" podcast and from the looks of the preview it's a good one. Cowboys fans tap in.
HoF semis list for 2026. Brees is in for sure as is Larry Fitz. Love Witten but he isn't first ballot who else makes it?
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
HoF semis list for 2026. Brees is in for sure as is Larry Fitz. Love Witten but he isn't first ballot who else makes it?
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
Wear what you want on a flight. My beef is with the flip flop, toes out, crusty ass heels on the seat, shoes off feet all over the place people. They need to be on a no fly list.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Wear what you want on a flight. My beef is with the flip flop, toes out, crusty ass heels on the seat, shoes off feet all over the place people. They need to be on a no fly list.
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I went from "This edible ain't shit" to "do dogs have knees" real quick
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I went from "This edible ain't shit" to "do dogs have knees" real quick
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This is Teena. She has heard your cotton ball jokes and is not impressed. 12/10 (IG: bichon_punta)
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is Teena. She has heard your cotton ball jokes and is not impressed. 12/10 (IG: bichon_punta)