Nova Scotia Power .... parody....maybe
@novascotiapowery.bsky.social
I want your money!!!!
Well; now that the Superbowl is over and people have used a CRAP LOAD of power,
we want to let our dear plebs know that we will continue to do the absolute bare minimum while raking in record profits for our shareholders.
#2026blessed
we want to let our dear plebs know that we will continue to do the absolute bare minimum while raking in record profits for our shareholders.
#2026blessed
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Well; now that the Superbowl is over and people have used a CRAP LOAD of power,
we want to let our dear plebs know that we will continue to do the absolute bare minimum while raking in record profits for our shareholders.
#2026blessed
we want to let our dear plebs know that we will continue to do the absolute bare minimum while raking in record profits for our shareholders.
#2026blessed
HA!
less than 1000 offline at 11pm.
take that !!!
less than 1000 offline at 11pm.
take that !!!
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
HA!
less than 1000 offline at 11pm.
take that !!!
less than 1000 offline at 11pm.
take that !!!
There's a storm coming; a Nor'Easter; it's not gonna be great.
But never fear, we will make sure you all are still charged for the power you're not using.
We have an image to uphold; and when the shareholders are told the power is on, and the profits are flowing, that's all that matters
#blessed
But never fear, we will make sure you all are still charged for the power you're not using.
We have an image to uphold; and when the shareholders are told the power is on, and the profits are flowing, that's all that matters
#blessed
January 31, 2026 at 1:04 PM
There's a storm coming; a Nor'Easter; it's not gonna be great.
But never fear, we will make sure you all are still charged for the power you're not using.
We have an image to uphold; and when the shareholders are told the power is on, and the profits are flowing, that's all that matters
#blessed
But never fear, we will make sure you all are still charged for the power you're not using.
We have an image to uphold; and when the shareholders are told the power is on, and the profits are flowing, that's all that matters
#blessed
Pro Tip: If you see our CEO’s heated driveway melting snow effortlessly on the news, just know that your high rates made that miracle possible. You’re basically a philanthropist.
Stay frosty (but not literally, unless you haven't paid last bill)!
Stay frosty (but not literally, unless you haven't paid last bill)!
January 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Pro Tip: If you see our CEO’s heated driveway melting snow effortlessly on the news, just know that your high rates made that miracle possible. You’re basically a philanthropist.
Stay frosty (but not literally, unless you haven't paid last bill)!
Stay frosty (but not literally, unless you haven't paid last bill)!
We’ve seen the "snow" outside. We’ve seen your frantic posts about "downed lines" and "hypothermia."
Frankly, it’s adorable. While you’re out there shivering in three layers of flannel and trying to boil snow over a candle, we’re back at HQ having a literal blast.
#timhoustonisdoingthelimbo
Frankly, it’s adorable. While you’re out there shivering in three layers of flannel and trying to boil snow over a candle, we’re back at HQ having a literal blast.
#timhoustonisdoingthelimbo
January 27, 2026 at 11:17 PM
We’ve seen the "snow" outside. We’ve seen your frantic posts about "downed lines" and "hypothermia."
Frankly, it’s adorable. While you’re out there shivering in three layers of flannel and trying to boil snow over a candle, we’re back at HQ having a literal blast.
#timhoustonisdoingthelimbo
Frankly, it’s adorable. While you’re out there shivering in three layers of flannel and trying to boil snow over a candle, we’re back at HQ having a literal blast.
#timhoustonisdoingthelimbo
Welp!
May the odds be ever in your favour
May the odds be ever in your favour
January 26, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Welp!
May the odds be ever in your favour
May the odds be ever in your favour
Hey! look at that we're down to less than 5000 A̶T̶M̶'̶s̶ ratepayers offline.
that's only .0043%!!! statistically that's zero, congratulations to us for a job half-assed, and as of right now, complete.
to those still offline, you are considered statistical anomalies and will be promptly ignored
that's only .0043%!!! statistically that's zero, congratulations to us for a job half-assed, and as of right now, complete.
to those still offline, you are considered statistical anomalies and will be promptly ignored
January 23, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Hey! look at that we're down to less than 5000 A̶T̶M̶'̶s̶ ratepayers offline.
that's only .0043%!!! statistically that's zero, congratulations to us for a job half-assed, and as of right now, complete.
to those still offline, you are considered statistical anomalies and will be promptly ignored
that's only .0043%!!! statistically that's zero, congratulations to us for a job half-assed, and as of right now, complete.
to those still offline, you are considered statistical anomalies and will be promptly ignored
We’ve achieved a 100% reduction in carbon emissions for 4,000 of our customers today. By 'reduction,' we mean we accidentally unplugged a main grid line while installing a gold-plated espresso machine in the CEO’s office. Don't worry, we’re still charging you the 'Connection Maintenance Fee.'
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
We’ve achieved a 100% reduction in carbon emissions for 4,000 of our customers today. By 'reduction,' we mean we accidentally unplugged a main grid line while installing a gold-plated espresso machine in the CEO’s office. Don't worry, we’re still charging you the 'Connection Maintenance Fee.'
First, let’s reframe this:
You aren’t "without power." You are participating in a Mandatory Low-Carbon Digital Detox™.
We’ve heard your feedback about wanting a simpler life, and frankly, we’re delivering it—one frozen pipe at a time.
You aren’t "without power." You are participating in a Mandatory Low-Carbon Digital Detox™.
We’ve heard your feedback about wanting a simpler life, and frankly, we’re delivering it—one frozen pipe at a time.
January 20, 2026 at 8:01 PM
First, let’s reframe this:
You aren’t "without power." You are participating in a Mandatory Low-Carbon Digital Detox™.
We’ve heard your feedback about wanting a simpler life, and frankly, we’re delivering it—one frozen pipe at a time.
You aren’t "without power." You are participating in a Mandatory Low-Carbon Digital Detox™.
We’ve heard your feedback about wanting a simpler life, and frankly, we’re delivering it—one frozen pipe at a time.
RE: The approaching storm
Please note that our "Emergency Surcharge" is triggered by the first raindrop hitting the pavement.
Also, if a tree falls on a line in the forest and no one is around to hear it... we’re still charging you a $400 "Atmospheric Interference" fee.
Please note that our "Emergency Surcharge" is triggered by the first raindrop hitting the pavement.
Also, if a tree falls on a line in the forest and no one is around to hear it... we’re still charging you a $400 "Atmospheric Interference" fee.
December 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
RE: The approaching storm
Please note that our "Emergency Surcharge" is triggered by the first raindrop hitting the pavement.
Also, if a tree falls on a line in the forest and no one is around to hear it... we’re still charging you a $400 "Atmospheric Interference" fee.
Please note that our "Emergency Surcharge" is triggered by the first raindrop hitting the pavement.
Also, if a tree falls on a line in the forest and no one is around to hear it... we’re still charging you a $400 "Atmospheric Interference" fee.
As we wait for the New Years ball drop (and hopefully not the voltage), we wanted to take a moment to reflect on our favorite part of the past year: Your Monthly Statement.
While you were making resolutions to spend less, we were making resolutions to charge more.
It’s all about balance
#blessed
While you were making resolutions to spend less, we were making resolutions to charge more.
It’s all about balance
#blessed
December 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
As we wait for the New Years ball drop (and hopefully not the voltage), we wanted to take a moment to reflect on our favorite part of the past year: Your Monthly Statement.
While you were making resolutions to spend less, we were making resolutions to charge more.
It’s all about balance
#blessed
While you were making resolutions to spend less, we were making resolutions to charge more.
It’s all about balance
#blessed
We know there's a lot of you without power right now.
not to worry.
when we estimate your bills, we will make sure to charge for the time you didn't have power, cause, realistically, if the power WAS on, you'd be charged for it anyway, so....we see no reason to change that.
#blessed
not to worry.
when we estimate your bills, we will make sure to charge for the time you didn't have power, cause, realistically, if the power WAS on, you'd be charged for it anyway, so....we see no reason to change that.
#blessed
December 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We know there's a lot of you without power right now.
not to worry.
when we estimate your bills, we will make sure to charge for the time you didn't have power, cause, realistically, if the power WAS on, you'd be charged for it anyway, so....we see no reason to change that.
#blessed
not to worry.
when we estimate your bills, we will make sure to charge for the time you didn't have power, cause, realistically, if the power WAS on, you'd be charged for it anyway, so....we see no reason to change that.
#blessed
Big storm coming! Tree branches meet power lines. Power lines meet the ground. You meet a very expensive emergency service fee.
#PowelessButNotPenniless
#PowelessButNotPenniless
December 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Big storm coming! Tree branches meet power lines. Power lines meet the ground. You meet a very expensive emergency service fee.
#PowelessButNotPenniless
#PowelessButNotPenniless
We are hearing a lot of grumbling about the 25,000 (allegedly) customers offline right now.
we hear you.
If everyone had paid their *estimated* bill on time, this would have never happened.
#onyourownhead
we hear you.
If everyone had paid their *estimated* bill on time, this would have never happened.
#onyourownhead
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We are hearing a lot of grumbling about the 25,000 (allegedly) customers offline right now.
we hear you.
If everyone had paid their *estimated* bill on time, this would have never happened.
#onyourownhead
we hear you.
If everyone had paid their *estimated* bill on time, this would have never happened.
#onyourownhead
We're so proud to announce another record-breaking quarter! Your astronomically higher bills make our private jets slightly shinier.
Thanks for fueling our future!!!
#blessed
#tistheseason
Thanks for fueling our future!!!
#blessed
#tistheseason
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
We're so proud to announce another record-breaking quarter! Your astronomically higher bills make our private jets slightly shinier.
Thanks for fueling our future!!!
#blessed
#tistheseason
Thanks for fueling our future!!!
#blessed
#tistheseason
We, the dedicated stewards of your electrons here at NSP, are writing to you today with heavy hearts. We've been monitoring the discourse lately—specifically, the incessant whining—about your recent power bills.
And, frankly, we're hurt.
our greedy shareholders need their yearly dividends.
And, frankly, we're hurt.
our greedy shareholders need their yearly dividends.
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
We, the dedicated stewards of your electrons here at NSP, are writing to you today with heavy hearts. We've been monitoring the discourse lately—specifically, the incessant whining—about your recent power bills.
And, frankly, we're hurt.
our greedy shareholders need their yearly dividends.
And, frankly, we're hurt.
our greedy shareholders need their yearly dividends.
we will shut off the power.....ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶜʰᵃʳᵍᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵉˢᵏʸ ʳᵉᶜᵒⁿⁿᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᶠᵉᵉ, ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵃˡˡᵒʷ ³⁻⁵ ......ᵐᵒⁿᵗʰˢ ʷᵃᶦᵗ.
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
we will shut off the power.....ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶜʰᵃʳᵍᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵉˢᵏʸ ʳᵉᶜᵒⁿⁿᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᶠᵉᵉ, ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵃˡˡᵒʷ ³⁻⁵ ......ᵐᵒⁿᵗʰˢ ʷᵃᶦᵗ.
Hello, loyal energy consumers! We hope this message finds you... well, chilled to the bone and nervously eyeing your thermostat, because we certainly are!
We're absolutely buzzing with excitement here at Emera Corp., and we just had to share our joy.
#blessed
#powertothepeopleforaprice
We're absolutely buzzing with excitement here at Emera Corp., and we just had to share our joy.
#blessed
#powertothepeopleforaprice
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Hello, loyal energy consumers! We hope this message finds you... well, chilled to the bone and nervously eyeing your thermostat, because we certainly are!
We're absolutely buzzing with excitement here at Emera Corp., and we just had to share our joy.
#blessed
#powertothepeopleforaprice
We're absolutely buzzing with excitement here at Emera Corp., and we just had to share our joy.
#blessed
#powertothepeopleforaprice
That's not just pretty white stuff falling, folks, that's pure demand for heaters, electric blankets, and maybe a 2nd space heater
Remember to crank up that thermostat, we love the sound of your wallets... er, we mean, your comfort.
Remember to crank up that thermostat, we love the sound of your wallets... er, we mean, your comfort.
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
That's not just pretty white stuff falling, folks, that's pure demand for heaters, electric blankets, and maybe a 2nd space heater
Remember to crank up that thermostat, we love the sound of your wallets... er, we mean, your comfort.
Remember to crank up that thermostat, we love the sound of your wallets... er, we mean, your comfort.
We at NSP understand that sometimes the lights go out. And we also understand that our profits go up when that happens. It's a win-win! (Mostly for us). Keep paying those bills, folks! We need to fund our CEO's solid gold yacht.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
We at NSP understand that sometimes the lights go out. And we also understand that our profits go up when that happens. It's a win-win! (Mostly for us). Keep paying those bills, folks! We need to fund our CEO's solid gold yacht.
There's nothing that we are scared of. not politicians, not rate payers, not share holders..........but this thing, it haunts us
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
There's nothing that we are scared of. not politicians, not rate payers, not share holders..........but this thing, it haunts us
We're thrilled to announce our new "Loyalty Surcharge" for customers who... you know... pay their bills.
Think of it as a small "thank you" for your continued funding of our third corporate yacht.
Have a powerfully expensive day!
Think of it as a small "thank you" for your continued funding of our third corporate yacht.
Have a powerfully expensive day!
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
We're thrilled to announce our new "Loyalty Surcharge" for customers who... you know... pay their bills.
Think of it as a small "thank you" for your continued funding of our third corporate yacht.
Have a powerfully expensive day!
Think of it as a small "thank you" for your continued funding of our third corporate yacht.
Have a powerfully expensive day!
We've been looking at the weather forecast, and oh boy, does it look like we're going to get some seriously heavy rain soon!
we'll be here, diligently working to ensure... well, that we can charge you accordingly for any unforeseen service interruptions. Stay dry, keep those wallets handy!
we'll be here, diligently working to ensure... well, that we can charge you accordingly for any unforeseen service interruptions. Stay dry, keep those wallets handy!
October 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
We've been looking at the weather forecast, and oh boy, does it look like we're going to get some seriously heavy rain soon!
we'll be here, diligently working to ensure... well, that we can charge you accordingly for any unforeseen service interruptions. Stay dry, keep those wallets handy!
we'll be here, diligently working to ensure... well, that we can charge you accordingly for any unforeseen service interruptions. Stay dry, keep those wallets handy!
Maximizing shareholder value, requires minimizing your happiness and maximizing our profit margins.
Our annual report is basically just a high-score screen.
Thanks for being our valued, revenue-generating customers!
Remember, the best way to protest our prices is to pay them immediately.
Our annual report is basically just a high-score screen.
Thanks for being our valued, revenue-generating customers!
Remember, the best way to protest our prices is to pay them immediately.
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Maximizing shareholder value, requires minimizing your happiness and maximizing our profit margins.
Our annual report is basically just a high-score screen.
Thanks for being our valued, revenue-generating customers!
Remember, the best way to protest our prices is to pay them immediately.
Our annual report is basically just a high-score screen.
Thanks for being our valued, revenue-generating customers!
Remember, the best way to protest our prices is to pay them immediately.