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Cryptic787
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I've graduated from Rat school 🎺
#splatoon3
February 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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FULL WEAPON HITBOX CHANGE LIST THREAD (WIP)

10.1.0 -> 11.0.0

from leanny.github.io/splat3/param...

The numbers will be the "attack collission radii" and shows the difference between each shots hitbox size in distance units.

All collission with stage terrain remains the same as 10.1.0.
Splatoon 3 - Parameter Database
leanny.github.io
January 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Gem's Response to the Allegations
READ THIS, IF NOTHING ELSE This document is going to be long, and I understand that might make it less palatable to read. Just, if your response to this document is going to be "I'm not reading all th...
docs.google.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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quote this instead then
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The experience of just about ending up at 2000XP in ttek... (this experience has singlehandedly made my <2000 lobbies seem so much nicer to play in 🥲)
#splatoon3 #splatoon
November 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The Luna Blaster's AOE is too funny. I can clutch a game-deciding 1v4 just because this can tear through so many people in one go
#splatoonclips
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Is it just me, or does the Splatfest feel harder than X Rank?
#splatoon3
October 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I hope I can get above 1800XP in all modes in X Rank before the season ends
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I was 2-2 on my Clams ticket and this happened at the end of the decider game... 💀
#SplatoonClips #compsplatoon
October 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hey #compsplatoon people, this is what the wonderful land of sub 2000XP X Rank looks like if you were curious!

(As the days go on I die more and more inside as I deal with having people like this on my team more and more)
October 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What the hell am I meant to fo against Carbon Roller???????
#splatoon3
October 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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A lot of people should learn how to control their ego to make the competitive community a little less toxic imo
#compsplatoon
October 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Who needs Respawn punisher when you can just punish respawns yourself?
#splatoon3 #splatoon #splatoonclips
October 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Hey #compsplatoon I would like some opinions! I'm wondering if Tak/JP division is better for a low level (1961XP Peak NA) player. I've heard a lot of people saying it's better if you want to fight the best people and are top level, but I'm wondering if it's better quality for a low level player too.
October 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It was finally time to change my absolute curse of a #splatoon3 name
October 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Average Rainmaker experience in Splatoon 3
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Let's go!! I'm now just over the halfway point to 10 star Sploosh 😄
#splatoon #splatoon3
October 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just had another intentional thrower in X Rank, wtf is my luck today
October 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Be warned of this thrower in X Rank, he goes afk for the first half of every game and then proceeds to feed for the rest of it... <2000XP X Rank REALLY sucks sometimes 🫠

#splatoon #splatoon3
October 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Opening Gambit Sploosh goes too hard
#splatoon #splatoon3 #splatoonclips
September 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I've been sleeping on using the Luna Neo for way too long, finally I've found a blaster that I can enjoy
#splatoon #splatoon3 #splatoonclips
September 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM