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Pok'em

From their servers, ideally.

Sadly, I feel like I'm obligated to find out what "millennial paws" means.

Sounds like a lifehack to me.

The small tables you can stand at are called high tops. Usually the ones I encounter at Costco are very sticky.

How sticky were the high tops?

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Yeah, I had that same concern too. They're increasingly running into people on the sidewalk, although there aren't enough bike lanes in E Lakeview for that to be a functional strategy.

Okay, but where's the pic?

I really want to know where this was, because the one in row A is wearing a full-on wedding dress.

He's got four entirely different presentable outfits that don't appear to be reusing any individual pieces. I could never.

*sperm, even. I'm not a doctor.

$50 to get sperms up to the cervix??

Also, I went to Broadview because that's where they take my neighbors after they abduct them in Uptown. So maybe the Broadview mayor should think about why they're okay with letting an illegal prison, where ICE abuses my neighbors, operate in their town.

Doesn't even need to be a Constitutional challenge. There's a state law on the books specifically prohibiting state and local police from doing what they're doing.

Members of what appears to be the Cook County Sheriff’s SWAT team are here now.

The vibe is pretty chill. Maybe 150 protesters singing on a beautiful 60° fall day after our snow on Monday.