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gRachful for Christmas this year
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I don't know why I'm like this.
Ray Ray's Pet Spa and Wonder Emporium.
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I can't explain how my brain works.
Two photo collage: Top pic - a small fluffy white dog sitting on a lap on a couch and light from a window is shining on his face in such a way that you can see the rays reaching out towards him. Bottom pic - painting of light shining down from clouds onto someone with his arms spread wide and a small dog by his side.
December 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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It's crazy how this video is 10 minutes long.
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I wish there weren't so many boxes stacked up in the background - Christmas - but look how sweet my boys are.
A large fluffy gray cat and a stocky classic tabby cat sitting next to each other on a gray pet pad on a table both looking directly into the camera with their green eyes. They're the 2 best friends that anyone could have!
December 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I have these horns, the red mask in my pfp, and now this beauty. My home office is really my costume room.
A black half mask with large gold ram-like horns.
December 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I'm hot 'cause I'm fly. You ain't 'cause you not.
A small fluffy white dog wearing knockoff neon green wayfarers, a zip front black hoodie, and a gold chain propped up again a pillow with his back legs kicked out behind him. You can see the top of his left eye peeking over the shades.
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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There is no possum, only Zuul!
A possum on a porch at night eating cat food and his eye is glowing red.
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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They were all talking about Stranger Things so I showed them my 2018 Dustin costume, and they were impressed. 💅🏻
A white lady wearing a purple brontosaurus hoodie, denim backpack, plain white/blue/red ball cap, a headset, and holding a cutout on a stick of Will, Mike, and Lucas.
December 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Mine are up.
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I'm Bearclaw. Maybe I'll see you around. I'm in the phonebooth.
Two photo collage of a large fluffy gray cat laying on a stair rail. In the top one his legs are hanging off either side and his head is laying down with the tiniest of tongue bleps. In the bottom one he's raised his head so he's sitting up with a slight tilt. He has very bright green eyes.
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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He's a big boi
A large possum who I have named Blaze standing on a porch at night looking towards the street.
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Teefs!

He spent about 3 hours in the condo last night.
A photo of a Rubbermaid cat condo with straw falling out of the door and possum peeking its head out. You can see his canines sticking out like vampire teeth.
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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My friend's husband brought a puppy home tonight. What a night to be accidentally dining a few blocks from her house. Precious baby angel treasure.
A black little doodle of a baby held in a white lady's arms. She has eyes, I swear. You just have to look hard. Same dog with its head turned the other way.
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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A bunch of cartoon animals on a pea green background saying, "FUCK."
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I fed this asshole 30 minutes ago and now he's eating dog food.
December 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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One more work holiday lunch today, and my outfit isn't festive, but I found this wig I forgot I bought last year.
A white lady wearing a bust length wig with bangs that's green on the left half and red on the right half.
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Oh, no. Not Bobby D.
Zoey Deschanel and Rob Reiner as Jess and Bob Day on New Girl.
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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It's happening.
A Dutch oven on a stove top full of chicken and dumplings. I made this.
December 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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All that's left is to make the dumplings. My house smells so good.
An enamel cast iron Dutch oven on a stove top full of shredded chicken, broth, peas, carrots, seasonings, and green chiles. Yes, I said green chiles.
December 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Wow. These may be the most me coded earrings I've ever seen.
Acrylic earrings of a possum as Krampus cape a little possum in the basket on his back.
December 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I know this is not what he is, but I keep seeing Orko.
Orko and He-Man from the original Masters of the Universe cartoon.
December 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Important IKEA video.
December 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Caught the boys snuggling in the dog bed last night.
A slightly blurry photo of a large fluffy gray cat and classic tabby cat laying side by side in a tan pet bed in front of a TV stand at night.
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I forgot I took this walking to the boat last night. Winter is dumb.
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Why am I like this?

Today I got to touch a sloth's butt and sing to Krampus. This sentence would give your average Pilgrim a stroke.
A white lady with long blonde hair wearing jeans, a black turtleneck, and a toboggan on her knees on a dance floor singing to a Krampus sitting on a throne-like chair. She is gesturing. He is reaching towards her. The whole thing is very stupid.
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Krampus got back.
December 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM