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yapper and more importantly, dc sports girlie
yapper and more importantly, dc sports girlie
Just Wright is Love and Basketball level bad and I will not be elaborating on that
January 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Just Wright is Love and Basketball level bad and I will not be elaborating on that
10:42 am and I am cracking a cutwater happy gameday I guess 🙃
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
10:42 am and I am cracking a cutwater happy gameday I guess 🙃
Did they stop making condoms???
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Did they stop making condoms???
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I really just be galavanting around the country with @nottaylorallen.bsky.social for the plot.
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I really just be galavanting around the country with @nottaylorallen.bsky.social for the plot.
Got drunk last weekend and palmed a short bald guys head so I’m going back in my cave now!
December 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Got drunk last weekend and palmed a short bald guys head so I’m going back in my cave now!
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Me flagging emails as important when I know I won’t get to them any time soon:
a woman is holding a tablet in her hands and smiling .
ALT: a woman is holding a tablet in her hands and smiling .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Me flagging emails as important when I know I won’t get to them any time soon:
“You’re so pretty you’re so pretty” SEND ME MONEY AND LEAVE ME ALONE @ MEN
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“You’re so pretty you’re so pretty” SEND ME MONEY AND LEAVE ME ALONE @ MEN
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This administration is both cruel and incredibly fucking stupid.
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This administration is both cruel and incredibly fucking stupid.
Me: wow why am I single I am such a catch!
Also me: told a man we should go to the church of Scientology for a first date
Also me: told a man we should go to the church of Scientology for a first date
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Me: wow why am I single I am such a catch!
Also me: told a man we should go to the church of Scientology for a first date
Also me: told a man we should go to the church of Scientology for a first date
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I also will accept $53M to not coach LSU
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I also will accept $53M to not coach LSU
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Every day our brains take in too much information, and our hearts too much grief. I’m tired man.
October 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Every day our brains take in too much information, and our hearts too much grief. I’m tired man.
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Okay we can end this experiment. Love is not blind but it is certainly deaf and dumb.
All these couples need to say no to each other and yes to therapy.
All these couples need to say no to each other and yes to therapy.
October 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Okay we can end this experiment. Love is not blind but it is certainly deaf and dumb.
All these couples need to say no to each other and yes to therapy.
All these couples need to say no to each other and yes to therapy.
Weekend so wild I’m currently on the phone with my bank about suspicious activity (it was all me)
October 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Weekend so wild I’m currently on the phone with my bank about suspicious activity (it was all me)
TARIFFS ON PODCAST EQUIPMENT
October 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
TARIFFS ON PODCAST EQUIPMENT
AND DID
Aces. Please end our long national nightmare tonight.
October 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
AND DID
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They make it to the finals and I may walk into the Potomac with rocks in my pockets.
stephanie make it to the finals with that girl on the bench she should never start again... idc idc idc.
September 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
They make it to the finals and I may walk into the Potomac with rocks in my pockets.
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I need Cathy outta there by tomorrow.
September 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I need Cathy outta there by tomorrow.
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Me and @nottaylorallen.bsky.social after bottomless veuve brunch, a mystics game, and a trip to see the midnight ballerinas.
September 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Me and @nottaylorallen.bsky.social after bottomless veuve brunch, a mystics game, and a trip to see the midnight ballerinas.
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The next X years are going to be so tedious and dumb and painful.
September 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The next X years are going to be so tedious and dumb and painful.
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Two women head coaches who made the playoffs being fired before the two most underperformingest men is INSANE.
September 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Two women head coaches who made the playoffs being fired before the two most underperformingest men is INSANE.
If I get raptured at work I’m gonna be pissed. You have like twenty minutes @ God
September 23, 2025 at 11:36 AM
If I get raptured at work I’m gonna be pissed. You have like twenty minutes @ God
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I’m in the most unserious groupchat and @nottaylorallen.bsky.social is responsible for this.
September 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’m in the most unserious groupchat and @nottaylorallen.bsky.social is responsible for this.
Oh my god I am not voting for any of your kids for baby of the year leave me alone!!!!
September 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Oh my god I am not voting for any of your kids for baby of the year leave me alone!!!!
I’m really just wondering where a lot of people suddenly found empathy???? Is it on sale or something?
September 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’m really just wondering where a lot of people suddenly found empathy???? Is it on sale or something?
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On 9/11 at that!
ordering the flag to be flown at half-staff and moments of silence for a racist podcaster. What a deeply unserious, embarrassing ass country
September 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
On 9/11 at that!