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Sean
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Dad. Husband. Jarhead. Router jockey. Professional Webex attendee. Hockey & Soccer Fan. #RaiseUp #NCCourage #NCFC #CLTFC #SGE He/Him.
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I have complete faith this billing issue will be quickly and accurately resolved.
October 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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One of the things I hate most about AI is I’m starting to this this smarmy asshole might’ve been right.
The character Bruce Maddox from Star Trek The Next Generation. Captain Picard is in the background.
September 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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August 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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It’s the hope that kills you.

#SVWW
August 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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The Internet Gods are, for the second night in a row, directly intervening to make sure I actually follow my bedtime.
Graph showing my Internet has been out for more than two hours.
June 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Switch 2 doesn’t get here until Friday but the pro controller came with the same weird soda-and-Pringles bag everyone else is getting.
A Walmart bag with a Coca Cola bottle, a can of Pringles, and a wrapped package inside.
June 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Nah. Still healthy.
May 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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A two-panel “Drake Hotline Bling” reaction meme with a warm yellow background. In the top panel, Drake, wearing a bright red puffer jacket, turns his head away with eyes half-closed in disapproval, left hand held up as if to stop something. To the right of this panel, large black caption text reads “Canes collapsing,” referring to the Carolina Hurricanes hockey team faltering. In the bottom panel, Drake faces forward with a pleased half-smile, eyes gently shut, right hand pointing outward in enthusiastic endorsement while his left hand rests near his chest. To the right of this approving pose, similarly styled text reads “Stars collapsing,” alluding to the Dallas Stars facing defeat. The meme humorously contrasts Drake’s rejection of one scenario with his delight in the other, using his gestures to convey preference.
May 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Missed the Canes game last night, but reading the wrap ups doesn’t seem like I missed much.

Instead I got to see my favorite band, Coheed and Cambria,l and got introduced to Mastodon and Periphery who both put on amazing performances. #Raiseup #Coheed
Lead singer of Coheed and Cambria, Claudio Sanchez, playing a double necked electric guitar while bathed in red light.
May 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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At the Coheed/Mastodon concert in VB tonight so not watching the game. Maybe repping the jersey tonight will help?
May 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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May 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Yeeeeessssasss. This is why I watch Eurovision.
May 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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This you?
May 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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May 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Just want to remind everyone that, this time last year we were all ready to write off the 24/25 season as a rebuilding year with all the expiring contracts and a new GM.

And yet…here we are. #RaiseUp
May 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Kinda impressed by this. Previous models would never come close and completely collapse.
Imagine showing ChatGPT o3 solving a game of Quartles.
May 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Classy move by Ovechkin. Bravo. #RaiseUp #AllCaps
Alex Ovechkin on the ice greeting all the Hurricanes players after his ceremony.
April 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Behind enemy lines.
Me standing in line at Captal One Arena wearing Carolina Hurricanes gear surrounded by Capitals fans.
April 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Don’t wanna hear it. 🤪
An old Intellivision controller.
March 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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So if GMET is the brain and RBA is the athlete, who are the other three?
March 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Much like the plot Rise of Skywalker, this joke was not thought through all the way. #RaiseUp
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Flip flops were a bad decision this evening.
A dude (me) wearing a taekwondo dobok (uniform) and flip flops. Like a damn fool, he failed to consider the snow storm he was now in the middle of would arrive while he was having the crap beaten out of him by middle schoolers. But he had fun so he’s smiling.
January 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Alt text: “A four-panel meme shows the same man in a suit reacting with increasingly excited facial expressions. Text next to each panel shows the evolving Carolina Hurricanes game score from 2–2, to 4–3, to 5–3, to 6–3, with the final image featuring his eyes glowing to illustrate heightened excitement.”
January 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM