Notorious BRT
@notoriousbrt.bsky.social
Just need to find out he's actually 32 years old.
December 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just need to find out he's actually 32 years old.
If he can do accent work, it'll double as Detlef Schrempf. Similar midrange lethality.
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If he can do accent work, it'll double as Detlef Schrempf. Similar midrange lethality.
I would have a nervous breakdown after 15 minutes with the... halting.
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I would have a nervous breakdown after 15 minutes with the... halting.
My boy Hank is down half an ear, an eye, and all his teeth, but that ain't stopping him.
December 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My boy Hank is down half an ear, an eye, and all his teeth, but that ain't stopping him.
This smug prick actually hit some huge bombs for us that year!
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This smug prick actually hit some huge bombs for us that year!
Great guesting! Productive and informative and not just raging out at all the nonsense/extrajudicial murders.
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Great guesting! Productive and informative and not just raging out at all the nonsense/extrajudicial murders.
On that much gear and he can't do a real pull-up.
December 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
On that much gear and he can't do a real pull-up.
Is there a better term for wrist cankles?
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Is there a better term for wrist cankles?
Even Quentin Tarantino doesn't want to do coke with this guy.
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Even Quentin Tarantino doesn't want to do coke with this guy.
Sorry, no more vacancy at the inn for worms, bacteria, etc.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Sorry, no more vacancy at the inn for worms, bacteria, etc.
It's so fucking pathetic that anybody who opposes or disagrees with this crazy asshole in any way, come to think of it, just might be the antichrist! Greta Thunberg? Maybe. Chicago Pope? You never know. Marc Andreeson? Wouldn't trust that head shape.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It's so fucking pathetic that anybody who opposes or disagrees with this crazy asshole in any way, come to think of it, just might be the antichrist! Greta Thunberg? Maybe. Chicago Pope? You never know. Marc Andreeson? Wouldn't trust that head shape.
Dude, whenever I'm on a run past the huge public high school down the street from me during dismissal, I think those kids look like babies.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dude, whenever I'm on a run past the huge public high school down the street from me during dismissal, I think those kids look like babies.
Really telling that after the last few months, leadership is increasing deference to cops.
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Really telling that after the last few months, leadership is increasing deference to cops.
I was on a cruise with Jimmy Carter in 2001. My plan was to get tased by the Secret Service for snorkeling too close to Mr. President.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I was on a cruise with Jimmy Carter in 2001. My plan was to get tased by the Secret Service for snorkeling too close to Mr. President.
If you asked me at high school graduation in 1999 which band I would least expect to genuinely enjoy 26 years later, the Goo Goo Dolls would be up there.
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If you asked me at high school graduation in 1999 which band I would least expect to genuinely enjoy 26 years later, the Goo Goo Dolls would be up there.
Exactly. He says dipshit's poll numbers are cratering because of "the coverage around immigration," and not because of the illegality, cruelty, randomness, and corruption around it. Fuck this dork.
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Exactly. He says dipshit's poll numbers are cratering because of "the coverage around immigration," and not because of the illegality, cruelty, randomness, and corruption around it. Fuck this dork.
Chicago is with you. Fuck these fascist dickheads.
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Chicago is with you. Fuck these fascist dickheads.
This is how a sweaty 15yo kid talks about a crush... and not to a convicted sex trafficking pedophile. Just supreme loser shit (that's also super gross).
November 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is how a sweaty 15yo kid talks about a crush... and not to a convicted sex trafficking pedophile. Just supreme loser shit (that's also super gross).
Exactly. I like gambling, I do it in moderation, and I'm not a shithead who thinks the players are personally responsible to be, but having them deal with this (not to mention how lives are ruined by addiction) is enough. Call it a day.
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Exactly. I like gambling, I do it in moderation, and I'm not a shithead who thinks the players are personally responsible to be, but having them deal with this (not to mention how lives are ruined by addiction) is enough. Call it a day.
Would've given anything for one in eighth grade at Catholic school.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Would've given anything for one in eighth grade at Catholic school.
Eat a bag of moldy dicks.
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Eat a bag of moldy dicks.
$250!! This is clear proof car dealerships should be abolished.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
$250!! This is clear proof car dealerships should be abolished.