beth (bfo like jlo)
@notoriousbfo.bsky.social
she/they, a real live human bean
hmj made me get a bluesky and all i got was another app on my phone 🌒
hmj made me get a bluesky and all i got was another app on my phone 🌒
maybe i am tho!!! good for me!! 😂💕💕 thank you 😌
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
maybe i am tho!!! good for me!! 😂💕💕 thank you 😌
convinced i quit my job for this (stars aligning)
December 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
convinced i quit my job for this (stars aligning)
or more chaotic!!!
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
or more chaotic!!!
i'm scared of you
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i'm scared of you
it's so funny because usually nothing happens to me, but the universe decided to do at least six different things 😅 but thank you!
August 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
it's so funny because usually nothing happens to me, but the universe decided to do at least six different things 😅 but thank you!
also if you love that dress and suit it's too bad, our car got broken into yesterday lmao. luckily that was the only thing that was really taken. what a wild ride, back to sc i go ✈️
August 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
also if you love that dress and suit it's too bad, our car got broken into yesterday lmao. luckily that was the only thing that was really taken. what a wild ride, back to sc i go ✈️
both of us nodded and we're gonna find the camaraderie in being blindsided 😂
August 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
both of us nodded and we're gonna find the camaraderie in being blindsided 😂
i never said i wasn't questionable, joseph! 😂😅
August 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i never said i wasn't questionable, joseph! 😂😅
a bridesmaid to the same bride as the wedding i'm in!! help!!!
August 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
a bridesmaid to the same bride as the wedding i'm in!! help!!!
it's vintage!!!
July 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
it's vintage!!!
my husband is stuck in DCA, stop!!! 😂😂
June 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
my husband is stuck in DCA, stop!!! 😂😂
sending u good vibes
June 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
sending u good vibes
me going to twitch twice in confusion before looking here lol
June 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
me going to twitch twice in confusion before looking here lol
thank you so much! she's doing a lot better today, and even being her usual annoying self (affectionately), so i am hoping that's a good sign
May 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
thank you so much! she's doing a lot better today, and even being her usual annoying self (affectionately), so i am hoping that's a good sign
i was looking at your sweetie! does she have dachshund in her by chance? 100% floof, that much is for certain. sending you good vibes, and hopefully some answers for yall too 💖💖
May 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i was looking at your sweetie! does she have dachshund in her by chance? 100% floof, that much is for certain. sending you good vibes, and hopefully some answers for yall too 💖💖
a lot happens while i'm gone
April 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
a lot happens while i'm gone