Fake Muriel Bowser
@notmurielbowser.bsky.social
As your Mayor, my top priority is making sure that every business gets a Fair Shot. You can read more about my accomplishments in my 136-Month Progress Report, coming to your mailbox May 2026.
This account is 100% corporate PAC funded and 100% satire.
This account is 100% corporate PAC funded and 100% satire.
I’m strongly in favor of super PACs exercising their 1st amendment rights so long as they don’t coordinate with a candidate—that’s illegal! ;)
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’m strongly in favor of super PACs exercising their 1st amendment rights so long as they don’t coordinate with a candidate—that’s illegal! ;)
Never been a better day to be on the Green Team!
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Never been a better day to be on the Green Team!
I will do literally anything to cut a ribbon on this stadium.
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I will do literally anything to cut a ribbon on this stadium.