Plato’s Pocket Fluff.
@notmrbenn.bsky.social
Overweight, baldy egg head. Father of daughters and guardian of a labradoodle called Lola. Unhappily married, mature student aiming not to damage too much stuff on this repeated journey around the sun. ☀️
For those that appreciate a little sausage action in their puddin’.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
January 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
For those that appreciate a little sausage action in their puddin’.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Plus some skies and sea.
December 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Plus some skies and sea.
Popped up the coast to see things.
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Popped up the coast to see things.
Carrots prepared ✔️
Sprouts parboiled ready for pancetta and chestnuts ✔️
Potatoes parboiled ready for roasting ✔️
Red cabbage, onion, apple, balsamic and nutmeg prepared ✔️
Yorkshire mix made ✔️
One is not fucking about this year.
Sprouts parboiled ready for pancetta and chestnuts ✔️
Potatoes parboiled ready for roasting ✔️
Red cabbage, onion, apple, balsamic and nutmeg prepared ✔️
Yorkshire mix made ✔️
One is not fucking about this year.
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Carrots prepared ✔️
Sprouts parboiled ready for pancetta and chestnuts ✔️
Potatoes parboiled ready for roasting ✔️
Red cabbage, onion, apple, balsamic and nutmeg prepared ✔️
Yorkshire mix made ✔️
One is not fucking about this year.
Sprouts parboiled ready for pancetta and chestnuts ✔️
Potatoes parboiled ready for roasting ✔️
Red cabbage, onion, apple, balsamic and nutmeg prepared ✔️
Yorkshire mix made ✔️
One is not fucking about this year.
Sat and watched part of a film with the dog earlier. Literally
December 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Sat and watched part of a film with the dog earlier. Literally
I offered to do Christmas Day dinner for wider family. What a fool.
The anxiety level is high.
The anxiety level is high.
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I offered to do Christmas Day dinner for wider family. What a fool.
The anxiety level is high.
The anxiety level is high.
Spending the day trying to decipher my grandad’s military records. It seems the British army were in competition with doctors on the handwriting front.
December 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Spending the day trying to decipher my grandad’s military records. It seems the British army were in competition with doctors on the handwriting front.
25 years ago Friday evening was about getting out of work, ironing a shirt, drinking heading out and hoping for a snog.
25 years later I’m waiting for my Yorkshires to cook.
Still hoping for a snog.
25 years later I’m waiting for my Yorkshires to cook.
Still hoping for a snog.
December 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
25 years ago Friday evening was about getting out of work, ironing a shirt, drinking heading out and hoping for a snog.
25 years later I’m waiting for my Yorkshires to cook.
Still hoping for a snog.
25 years later I’m waiting for my Yorkshires to cook.
Still hoping for a snog.
It may be a Thursday and it may be frowned upon by many, but Yamas 🍷
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It may be a Thursday and it may be frowned upon by many, but Yamas 🍷
I did good things in the kitchen tonight. A bodge job chickpea curry turned into an amazing chickpea, potato and spinach curry.
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I did good things in the kitchen tonight. A bodge job chickpea curry turned into an amazing chickpea, potato and spinach curry.
Souvlaki tonight. Nothing quite like a November BBQ session.
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Souvlaki tonight. Nothing quite like a November BBQ session.
I’ll make a solid husband to somebody one day.
The lady of the house is cooking burger and chips.
The lady of the house is cooking burger and chips.
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’ll make a solid husband to somebody one day.
The lady of the house is cooking burger and chips.
The lady of the house is cooking burger and chips.
First attempt looks ok. Pasta better be done!
October 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
First attempt looks ok. Pasta better be done!
Making my first ever lasagne today for youngest birthday menu.
Spent all afternoon on the bastard. Better be nice.
Spent all afternoon on the bastard. Better be nice.
October 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Making my first ever lasagne today for youngest birthday menu.
Spent all afternoon on the bastard. Better be nice.
Spent all afternoon on the bastard. Better be nice.
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The store is open to everyone!
Moon cushions, pre order baubles, Milky Way magic mugs and normal mugs!🥳
Something for everyone I hope!💜💫
VHSpaceArt.com
🧪🔭🐡🖌🎨📷
Moon cushions, pre order baubles, Milky Way magic mugs and normal mugs!🥳
Something for everyone I hope!💜💫
VHSpaceArt.com
🧪🔭🐡🖌🎨📷
October 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The store is open to everyone!
Moon cushions, pre order baubles, Milky Way magic mugs and normal mugs!🥳
Something for everyone I hope!💜💫
VHSpaceArt.com
🧪🔭🐡🖌🎨📷
Moon cushions, pre order baubles, Milky Way magic mugs and normal mugs!🥳
Something for everyone I hope!💜💫
VHSpaceArt.com
🧪🔭🐡🖌🎨📷
I did Katsu. I did awesome. I did eating far too much.
Going to slow cooker some beef, carrots,
peas and potatoes in the leftover sauce on Sunday.
Going to slow cooker some beef, carrots,
peas and potatoes in the leftover sauce on Sunday.
October 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I did Katsu. I did awesome. I did eating far too much.
Going to slow cooker some beef, carrots,
peas and potatoes in the leftover sauce on Sunday.
Going to slow cooker some beef, carrots,
peas and potatoes in the leftover sauce on Sunday.
Made soup tonight and it was epic.
Mary Berry is a jolly good soup recipe egg.
Mary Berry is a jolly good soup recipe egg.
October 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Made soup tonight and it was epic.
Mary Berry is a jolly good soup recipe egg.
Mary Berry is a jolly good soup recipe egg.
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Bauble pre orders and 24" Moon cushions will be live on my store FRIDAY for email subs!
Access for everyone on Saturday.
I'll be sending an email later today for all my lovely space besties on my email list with all the info.💜💫
You will be getting early access and special prices again!🤭
🧪🔭🐡🖌🎨📷
Access for everyone on Saturday.
I'll be sending an email later today for all my lovely space besties on my email list with all the info.💜💫
You will be getting early access and special prices again!🤭
🧪🔭🐡🖌🎨📷
October 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Bauble pre orders and 24" Moon cushions will be live on my store FRIDAY for email subs!
Access for everyone on Saturday.
I'll be sending an email later today for all my lovely space besties on my email list with all the info.💜💫
You will be getting early access and special prices again!🤭
🧪🔭🐡🖌🎨📷
Access for everyone on Saturday.
I'll be sending an email later today for all my lovely space besties on my email list with all the info.💜💫
You will be getting early access and special prices again!🤭
🧪🔭🐡🖌🎨📷
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Email sent with all the info to my email subs!🥳
If you haven't got it please check your spam. If it isn't there and you're signed up and think you should have got it, please lmk and I'll look into it for you!
I'm going to hibernate for the rest of the night. 🤭💜💫
If you haven't got it please check your spam. If it isn't there and you're signed up and think you should have got it, please lmk and I'll look into it for you!
I'm going to hibernate for the rest of the night. 🤭💜💫
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Email sent with all the info to my email subs!🥳
If you haven't got it please check your spam. If it isn't there and you're signed up and think you should have got it, please lmk and I'll look into it for you!
I'm going to hibernate for the rest of the night. 🤭💜💫
If you haven't got it please check your spam. If it isn't there and you're signed up and think you should have got it, please lmk and I'll look into it for you!
I'm going to hibernate for the rest of the night. 🤭💜💫
I don’t rate myself at being any good at much in life. However, my pudding and spuds make be swagger a little.
October 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I don’t rate myself at being any good at much in life. However, my pudding and spuds make be swagger a little.
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Hello my pretties!🤭😍
These will be going live on my store for pre-orders next weekend! 🥳
They will each be infused with genuine Moon dust!
🧪🔭🐡🖌🎨📷
These will be going live on my store for pre-orders next weekend! 🥳
They will each be infused with genuine Moon dust!
🧪🔭🐡🖌🎨📷
October 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Hello my pretties!🤭😍
These will be going live on my store for pre-orders next weekend! 🥳
They will each be infused with genuine Moon dust!
🧪🔭🐡🖌🎨📷
These will be going live on my store for pre-orders next weekend! 🥳
They will each be infused with genuine Moon dust!
🧪🔭🐡🖌🎨📷
Did gym wankery too. Doesn’t happen often.
Now my arms shake when I pick things up. That’ll learn me.
Now my arms shake when I pick things up. That’ll learn me.
October 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Did gym wankery too. Doesn’t happen often.
Now my arms shake when I pick things up. That’ll learn me.
Now my arms shake when I pick things up. That’ll learn me.
8 hour brisket today. And my spuds fluffed up well.
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
8 hour brisket today. And my spuds fluffed up well.
Bought a PlayStation 2 yesterday as I’ve a bunch of games but no console.
It’s like being 22 again!
It’s like being 22 again!
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Bought a PlayStation 2 yesterday as I’ve a bunch of games but no console.
It’s like being 22 again!
It’s like being 22 again!