Alan or Z or Zap
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Dog lover, I have 2 Peter and Paul, love the Astros, Texans and the Rockets. In college I interned w/ a state rep and did work for Charlie Wilson, later played by Tom Hanks in the movie. 5 members of my family died defending the Alamo.
we have a batch in the fridge most days, my dad will eat one with his breakfast 2-3 times a week
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
we have a batch in the fridge most days, my dad will eat one with his breakfast 2-3 times a week
as reported by Faux Newz, "5 ISIS terrorists caught in attempt to murder children at a school after successfully blowing up 10 other schools".
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
as reported by Faux Newz, "5 ISIS terrorists caught in attempt to murder children at a school after successfully blowing up 10 other schools".
in this house tamales are for Christmas, and Menudo is for New Year's Day. Only pork tamales, everything else is not tamales.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
in this house tamales are for Christmas, and Menudo is for New Year's Day. Only pork tamales, everything else is not tamales.
I am sure they will say it was suicide like they said the POW's who died at the US prison camps in Afghanistan and Iraq were all determined to have died from natural causes, despite quite a few having a giant bullet hole in the forehead
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I am sure they will say it was suicide like they said the POW's who died at the US prison camps in Afghanistan and Iraq were all determined to have died from natural causes, despite quite a few having a giant bullet hole in the forehead
the biggest question is do I take the Benz or the Rolls Royce?
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
the biggest question is do I take the Benz or the Rolls Royce?
those who moved from California to Texas have had the same reaction, they want to move back. Texans are assholes, the taxes are way higher here, and you get nothing for it. PLUS, the freaking electric grid sucks, we always lose power and the cost is by far higher in Texas than California.
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
those who moved from California to Texas have had the same reaction, they want to move back. Texans are assholes, the taxes are way higher here, and you get nothing for it. PLUS, the freaking electric grid sucks, we always lose power and the cost is by far higher in Texas than California.
Pope Leo asks you to try again or, next time you go to confession you will start off with 200 Rosaries
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Pope Leo asks you to try again or, next time you go to confession you will start off with 200 Rosaries
NFL teams must play on Sundays by law, I have felt like today is Monday all day long
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
NFL teams must play on Sundays by law, I have felt like today is Monday all day long
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top 10 prospects who might get drafted. Alimber Santa is on the list, though he has major control issues
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top 10 prospects who might get drafted. Alimber Santa is on the list, though he has major control issues
www.baseballamerica.com/stories/2025...
2025 Rule 5 Draft Preview: Top Players To Know
Baseball America presents the top eligible players to know ahead of next month's MLB Rule 5 draft.
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November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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top 10 prospects who might get drafted. Alimber Santa is on the list, though he has major control issues
www.baseballamerica.com/stories/2025...
top 10 prospects who might get drafted. Alimber Santa is on the list, though he has major control issues
www.baseballamerica.com/stories/2025...
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Alimber Santa is in danger of being drafted in the rule 5 draft.
He can throw but is too young for the majors, he is a stash for a season guy, throw him to AAA in 2027 and wait for him in 2028 type
www.si.com/mlb/astros/o...
Alimber Santa is in danger of being drafted in the rule 5 draft.
He can throw but is too young for the majors, he is a stash for a season guy, throw him to AAA in 2027 and wait for him in 2028 type
www.si.com/mlb/astros/o...
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
#SportsIllustrated free
Alimber Santa is in danger of being drafted in the rule 5 draft.
He can throw but is too young for the majors, he is a stash for a season guy, throw him to AAA in 2027 and wait for him in 2028 type
www.si.com/mlb/astros/o...
Alimber Santa is in danger of being drafted in the rule 5 draft.
He can throw but is too young for the majors, he is a stash for a season guy, throw him to AAA in 2027 and wait for him in 2028 type
www.si.com/mlb/astros/o...
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trading Dubon and releasing Urias creates a need for a utility man.
note: Shay Whitcomb, COUGH COUGH
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trading Dubon and releasing Urias creates a need for a utility man.
note: Shay Whitcomb, COUGH COUGH
climbingtalshill.com/astros-utili...
Astros' utility man purge creates a new need despite all-in approach to filling holes
One of the more curious moves the Houston Astros made at the trade deadline was acquiring Ramon Urias from the Baltimore Orioles, with Mauricio Dubón already on
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November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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trading Dubon and releasing Urias creates a need for a utility man.
note: Shay Whitcomb, COUGH COUGH
climbingtalshill.com/astros-utili...
trading Dubon and releasing Urias creates a need for a utility man.
note: Shay Whitcomb, COUGH COUGH
climbingtalshill.com/astros-utili...
ALSO, and a major thing, she detested sports and told me that once we are married I could not watch, play, read, coach or have anything to do with sports. She did not think I would want to hang out with Willie Nelson, John Cougar and Hootie and the Blowfish, Dave Matthews Band and so on. WRONG
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ALSO, and a major thing, she detested sports and told me that once we are married I could not watch, play, read, coach or have anything to do with sports. She did not think I would want to hang out with Willie Nelson, John Cougar and Hootie and the Blowfish, Dave Matthews Band and so on. WRONG
agreed, all of my friends agreed with me also
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
agreed, all of my friends agreed with me also
to quote the SNL version of Chris Matthews, "I can smell her soul rotting from here"
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
to quote the SNL version of Chris Matthews, "I can smell her soul rotting from here"