𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐇
@notinfamous.bsky.social
I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ, ɢᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀss ᴋɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴏʀ sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ᴜᴘ ғᴀɪʟᴇᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴇғɪɴᴇ ᴜs. Tʜᴇʏ ᴘᴜsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ғᴏʀᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇs... ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏsᴛ.
Pinned
A terrorist and a thief.
January 23, 2026 at 9:45 PM
A terrorist and a thief.
❝ I like your style. ❞
While they were looking for the bottle, another couple came into the store. Dark red coats, with the hoods on.
Cole raised an eyebrow. Reapers.
❝ Hey, go look over there. I'm gonna ask the cashier. ❞
He was just hoping not to make too much noise.
While they were looking for the bottle, another couple came into the store. Dark red coats, with the hoods on.
Cole raised an eyebrow. Reapers.
❝ Hey, go look over there. I'm gonna ask the cashier. ❞
He was just hoping not to make too much noise.
“ i personally like eighteen-hundred. ”
her arm wrapped around his own as they walked around.
her arm wrapped around his own as they walked around.
❝ Fair enough. ❞
Arriving to the store, he went inside, trying not to make too much eye contact with the cashier.
❝ Any brand preference? ❞
Arriving to the store, he went inside, trying not to make too much eye contact with the cashier.
❝ Any brand preference? ❞
January 23, 2026 at 7:20 PM
❝ I like your style. ❞
While they were looking for the bottle, another couple came into the store. Dark red coats, with the hoods on.
Cole raised an eyebrow. Reapers.
❝ Hey, go look over there. I'm gonna ask the cashier. ❞
He was just hoping not to make too much noise.
While they were looking for the bottle, another couple came into the store. Dark red coats, with the hoods on.
Cole raised an eyebrow. Reapers.
❝ Hey, go look over there. I'm gonna ask the cashier. ❞
He was just hoping not to make too much noise.
Reposted by 𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐇
❝ Usually, the more someone talks, the less they think. ❞
“I’d kill to meet someone who doesn’t speak or think much once.”
❝ Not much, but at least it's fun, sometimes. ❞
January 23, 2026 at 3:24 PM
❝ Usually, the more someone talks, the less they think. ❞
❝ Nah, thanks. I'd burn it quite fast. ❞
With a quick pointing of his finger, like a gunslinger, a thin spark lighted on the cigar on her hand.
With a quick pointing of his finger, like a gunslinger, a thin spark lighted on the cigar on her hand.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝ please﹑ ive seen uglier dumpsters than your mug. ❞
Flicking a metal pack open to pull a cigarette free ... offering.
Flicking a metal pack open to pull a cigarette free ... offering.
❝ That is something I was born with. Can't be funny and cute. ❞
January 23, 2026 at 3:23 PM
❝ Nah, thanks. I'd burn it quite fast. ❞
With a quick pointing of his finger, like a gunslinger, a thin spark lighted on the cigar on her hand.
With a quick pointing of his finger, like a gunslinger, a thin spark lighted on the cigar on her hand.
❝ Fair enough. ❞
Arriving to the store, he went inside, trying not to make too much eye contact with the cashier.
❝ Any brand preference? ❞
Arriving to the store, he went inside, trying not to make too much eye contact with the cashier.
❝ Any brand preference? ❞
“ could be both ~ ”
❝ So you're a tough one. Or you just doing some magic trick? ❞
January 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM
❝ Fair enough. ❞
Arriving to the store, he went inside, trying not to make too much eye contact with the cashier.
❝ Any brand preference? ❞
Arriving to the store, he went inside, trying not to make too much eye contact with the cashier.
❝ Any brand preference? ❞
❝ So you're a tough one. Or you just doing some magic trick? ❞
she’d following beside him.
“ i don’t mind. i can do straight. ”
“ i don’t mind. i can do straight. ”
❝ I have no lemon, by the way. So, gotta be the hard way. ❞
He started walking, fixing his jacket.
He started walking, fixing his jacket.
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
❝ So you're a tough one. Or you just doing some magic trick? ❞
❝ I have no lemon, by the way. So, gotta be the hard way. ❞
He started walking, fixing his jacket.
He started walking, fixing his jacket.
“ to the liquor store. ”
❝ It's a date, then. ❞
January 22, 2026 at 8:26 PM
❝ I have no lemon, by the way. So, gotta be the hard way. ❞
He started walking, fixing his jacket.
He started walking, fixing his jacket.
❝ Not much, but at least it's fun, sometimes. ❞
“Hahaha, yeah. Made contact with my fair share of parrots too.”
“And you’re into that?”
“And you’re into that?”
❝ Meaning he wouldn't shut the hell up. ❞
January 22, 2026 at 8:20 PM
❝ Not much, but at least it's fun, sometimes. ❞
❝ It's a date, then. ❞
“ then it sounds like my kind of hangout. ”
❝ Sure. I'm sure I can borrow some of Zeke's old tapes. ❞
January 22, 2026 at 5:12 PM
❝ It's a date, then. ❞
❝ Sure. I'm sure I can borrow some of Zeke's old tapes. ❞
“ does the tv play movies? ”
❝ My place is a rooftop. I have a couch and an old TV. ❞
January 22, 2026 at 4:24 PM
❝ Sure. I'm sure I can borrow some of Zeke's old tapes. ❞
❝ My place is a rooftop. I have a couch and an old TV. ❞
“ back to your place? ”
❝ Okay, straight to the shots. But I'm buying a bottle. We can't stay in a bar. ❞
January 22, 2026 at 4:20 PM
❝ My place is a rooftop. I have a couch and an old TV. ❞
❝ Okay, straight to the shots. But I'm buying a bottle. We can't stay in a bar. ❞
“ tequila. ”
❝ Anytime you like, sure. ❞
January 22, 2026 at 3:59 PM
❝ Okay, straight to the shots. But I'm buying a bottle. We can't stay in a bar. ❞
❝ Anytime you like, sure. ❞
“ maybe buy me a drink sometime. ”
❝ That's cute. I like you too, magician. ❞
January 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
❝ Anytime you like, sure. ❞
❝ That's cute. I like you too, magician. ❞
“ perhaps. ”
❝ That means you like me? ❞
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 PM
❝ That's cute. I like you too, magician. ❞
❝ Meaning he wouldn't shut the hell up. ❞
“Oh no no. I already have daughters that repeat my attitude back to me.”
“Also ‘is like one’? Meaning?”
“Also ‘is like one’? Meaning?”
❝ Parrots are better. My best friend is like one. ❞
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 PM
❝ Meaning he wouldn't shut the hell up. ❞
❝ Parrots are better. My best friend is like one. ❞
“I’ve always been more of a dog than a cat person.”
“Is anyone surprised? I like fluffy and loyal.”
“Is anyone surprised? I like fluffy and loyal.”
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 PM
❝ Parrots are better. My best friend is like one. ❞
❝ That is something I was born with. Can't be funny and cute. ❞
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ snort ..
❝ hmm. Was the sense of humor before or / after / the bang ? ❞
❝ hmm. Was the sense of humor before or / after / the bang ? ❞
❝ Nope. A bomb blew up in my face and gave me powers. That's why I'm electric /and/ ugly. ❞
January 22, 2026 at 12:21 PM
❝ That is something I was born with. Can't be funny and cute. ❞
❝ That means you like me? ❞
a soft grin crossed her lips.
“ i like that. ”
“ i like that. ”
❝ Never. That's why I'm still here. ❞
January 22, 2026 at 12:19 PM
❝ That means you like me? ❞
❝ Never. That's why I'm still here. ❞
“ a wild child, huh? you calmed down? ”
❝ Could be worse. They weren't the perfect parents, and I was a problematic child. ❞
January 21, 2026 at 11:01 PM
❝ Never. That's why I'm still here. ❞
❝ Nope. A bomb blew up in my face and gave me powers. That's why I'm electric /and/ ugly. ❞
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ❝ born 𖬺. raised.
When did you learn about electricity like that ... were you born with that ability from birth as well .. ? ❞
When did you learn about electricity like that ... were you born with that ability from birth as well .. ? ❞
❝ Right. Were you born with the extra legs, Contessa? ❞
January 21, 2026 at 9:03 PM
❝ Nope. A bomb blew up in my face and gave me powers. That's why I'm electric /and/ ugly. ❞
❝ Could be worse. They weren't the perfect parents, and I was a problematic child. ❞
“ still … ”
❝ Don't be. Shit happens. ❞
January 21, 2026 at 8:43 PM
❝ Could be worse. They weren't the perfect parents, and I was a problematic child. ❞
❝ Don't be. Shit happens. ❞
“ i’m sorry … ”
❝ Yeah, something like that. ❞
January 21, 2026 at 2:13 PM
❝ Don't be. Shit happens. ❞
❝ Yeah, something like that. ❞
“ oh? bad blood? ”
❝ I get that. Can't see my parents, either. ❞
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
❝ Yeah, something like that. ❞