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Episode 50: Can I Speak to the Manager of the Simulation? | We're Not Helpful
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Episode 50: Can I Speak to the Manager of the Simulation? | We're Not Helpful
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January 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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My Aussie millennials out there. Which window are you choosing?
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 AM
My Aussie millennials out there. Which window are you choosing?
Happy New Year everyone!
Our newest episode is out now!
Join us in celebrating a year that was definitely a year that happened.
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Our newest episode is out now!
Join us in celebrating a year that was definitely a year that happened.
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January 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Happy New Year everyone!
Our newest episode is out now!
Join us in celebrating a year that was definitely a year that happened.
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Our newest episode is out now!
Join us in celebrating a year that was definitely a year that happened.
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It's Lego time!
December 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It's Lego time!
So which Santa tracker is the most accurate?
Flight Rader, Norad and Google are all giving different times and locations for his sleigh.
Flight Rader, Norad and Google are all giving different times and locations for his sleigh.
December 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
So which Santa tracker is the most accurate?
Flight Rader, Norad and Google are all giving different times and locations for his sleigh.
Flight Rader, Norad and Google are all giving different times and locations for his sleigh.
Have you ever had a lamp and a rat, but not sure which one to light?
December 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Have you ever had a lamp and a rat, but not sure which one to light?
Maybe it's just me but I'm very disappointed with the amount of AI generated images I'm seeing on sale this Christmas.
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Maybe it's just me but I'm very disappointed with the amount of AI generated images I'm seeing on sale this Christmas.
While we take a break from regular episodes over December enjoy our very first D&D episode!
Part 1 is out now!
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Part 1 is out now!
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December 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
While we take a break from regular episodes over December enjoy our very first D&D episode!
Part 1 is out now!
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Part 1 is out now!
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I think it's the perfect time of the year to remind you that "Wonderful Christmastime" by Paul McCartney is an objectively terrible song.
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I think it's the perfect time of the year to remind you that "Wonderful Christmastime" by Paul McCartney is an objectively terrible song.
A silly pet peeve of mine is when people online claim a film/tv series is "full of plot holes" and then doesn't actually list any as proof.
Cite your evidence people!
Cite your evidence people!
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
A silly pet peeve of mine is when people online claim a film/tv series is "full of plot holes" and then doesn't actually list any as proof.
Cite your evidence people!
Cite your evidence people!
Ah yes, I remember the beforetimes. How good they were.
Remember the stories from this year with The Chaser Annual 2025: chasershop.com/products/the...
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Ah yes, I remember the beforetimes. How good they were.
In this new episode we finally ask the important questions:
"If you looked at Cthulhu would you go insane, or would you be fine?"
Listen wherever you find your podcasts and drop your answers in the comments.
#booksky 📚💙
#cosmichorror
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"If you looked at Cthulhu would you go insane, or would you be fine?"
Listen wherever you find your podcasts and drop your answers in the comments.
#booksky 📚💙
#cosmichorror
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November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
In this new episode we finally ask the important questions:
"If you looked at Cthulhu would you go insane, or would you be fine?"
Listen wherever you find your podcasts and drop your answers in the comments.
#booksky 📚💙
#cosmichorror
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"If you looked at Cthulhu would you go insane, or would you be fine?"
Listen wherever you find your podcasts and drop your answers in the comments.
#booksky 📚💙
#cosmichorror
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So Disney released the first teaser for the live action Moana film. The overwhelming response online appears to be, "Why does this need to exist?"
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
So Disney released the first teaser for the live action Moana film. The overwhelming response online appears to be, "Why does this need to exist?"
You ever have one of those days?....you know the ones.
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
You ever have one of those days?....you know the ones.
I hate how easy it is to accidentally eat a whole block of chocolate.
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I hate how easy it is to accidentally eat a whole block of chocolate.
I just heard an insult that is a little odd, but strangely devastating...
"You look like somebody that would iron their socks"
"You look like somebody that would iron their socks"
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I just heard an insult that is a little odd, but strangely devastating...
"You look like somebody that would iron their socks"
"You look like somebody that would iron their socks"
New episode out now!
Let us know if you also skipped all those parts while reading Lord of the Rings. This is a judgement free zone.
#booksky 📚💙
Let us know if you also skipped all those parts while reading Lord of the Rings. This is a judgement free zone.
#booksky 📚💙
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
New episode out now!
Let us know if you also skipped all those parts while reading Lord of the Rings. This is a judgement free zone.
#booksky 📚💙
Let us know if you also skipped all those parts while reading Lord of the Rings. This is a judgement free zone.
#booksky 📚💙
Self-care is self-care no matter what form it takes.
Want to go dig a hole? Grab a shovel. Want to run naked through woods screaming at the top of your lungs? What time should I meet you?
Want to go dig a hole? Grab a shovel. Want to run naked through woods screaming at the top of your lungs? What time should I meet you?
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Self-care is self-care no matter what form it takes.
Want to go dig a hole? Grab a shovel. Want to run naked through woods screaming at the top of your lungs? What time should I meet you?
Want to go dig a hole? Grab a shovel. Want to run naked through woods screaming at the top of your lungs? What time should I meet you?
I'm reading a book called: Win Every Argument: The Art of Debating, Persuading, and Public Speaking by Mehdi Hasan
My question is...what happens if two people that have both read it start a debate?
My question is...what happens if two people that have both read it start a debate?
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I'm reading a book called: Win Every Argument: The Art of Debating, Persuading, and Public Speaking by Mehdi Hasan
My question is...what happens if two people that have both read it start a debate?
My question is...what happens if two people that have both read it start a debate?
Apparently it's the Melbourne Cup today. Maybe it's just me but is there a distinct lack of caring about it this year?
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Apparently it's the Melbourne Cup today. Maybe it's just me but is there a distinct lack of caring about it this year?
We had a little bit of hail last night. Luckily no damage.
November 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
We had a little bit of hail last night. Luckily no damage.
Unfortunately there will be no new episode this week. I could go into great detail as to why, but who has time for that? Not me.
Instead here's a joke:
"Three guys walk into a bar...you'd think one of them would've seen it."
Instead here's a joke:
"Three guys walk into a bar...you'd think one of them would've seen it."
October 21, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Unfortunately there will be no new episode this week. I could go into great detail as to why, but who has time for that? Not me.
Instead here's a joke:
"Three guys walk into a bar...you'd think one of them would've seen it."
Instead here's a joke:
"Three guys walk into a bar...you'd think one of them would've seen it."
Dad: 12x12?
Me: 24.
Dad: NOOOO!
Me: 24.
Dad: NOOOO!
October 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Dad: 12x12?
Me: 24.
Dad: NOOOO!
Me: 24.
Dad: NOOOO!
Movies lie, books exaggerate, and we’re okay with it... sometimes.
New episode is out now!
New episode is out now!
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Movies lie, books exaggerate, and we’re okay with it... sometimes.
New episode is out now!
New episode is out now!