Not a Sphynx
@notasphynx.bsky.social
Late 30s | This is an AD account. NSFW 🔞
YOU SHOULDN'T
IT ISN'T FUNNY AND IT NEVER WILL BE
That isn't to say kids can't enjoy it; they enjoy unfunny trash all the time.
IT ISN'T FUNNY AND IT NEVER WILL BE
That isn't to say kids can't enjoy it; they enjoy unfunny trash all the time.
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
YOU SHOULDN'T
IT ISN'T FUNNY AND IT NEVER WILL BE
That isn't to say kids can't enjoy it; they enjoy unfunny trash all the time.
IT ISN'T FUNNY AND IT NEVER WILL BE
That isn't to say kids can't enjoy it; they enjoy unfunny trash all the time.
It ain't, for one reason among many:
a cartoon of the joker and harley quinn with the words if you have to explain a joke below them
Alt: a cartoon of the joker and harley quinn with the words if you have to explain a joke below them
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
It ain't, for one reason among many:
That's space that could be occupied by PROTEIN
...
or PIE
...
or PIE
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
That's space that could be occupied by PROTEIN
...
or PIE
...
or PIE
I'm going to pay extra for a Fast Pass.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I'm going to pay extra for a Fast Pass.
Appetizer for Thanksgiving so you can experience the whole banquet?
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Appetizer for Thanksgiving so you can experience the whole banquet?
That is adorable.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
That is adorable.
I'll take that over people using skeet/reskeet 🤮
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I'll take that over people using skeet/reskeet 🤮
Consider the opposite, though
It's 110f outside and you need to navigate touching hot-everything to get the car cool enough to occupy without sweating "like a whore in church" as my mom used to put it.
Feeling the *cancer beams* from the sky singing your flesh.
It's 110f outside and you need to navigate touching hot-everything to get the car cool enough to occupy without sweating "like a whore in church" as my mom used to put it.
Feeling the *cancer beams* from the sky singing your flesh.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Consider the opposite, though
It's 110f outside and you need to navigate touching hot-everything to get the car cool enough to occupy without sweating "like a whore in church" as my mom used to put it.
Feeling the *cancer beams* from the sky singing your flesh.
It's 110f outside and you need to navigate touching hot-everything to get the car cool enough to occupy without sweating "like a whore in church" as my mom used to put it.
Feeling the *cancer beams* from the sky singing your flesh.
Let's see, I got... Oh. :O
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Let's see, I got... Oh. :O
ham is fuckin' good tho
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
ham is fuckin' good tho
WELL THEY ALL DID IT WRONG
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November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
WELL THEY ALL DID IT WRONG
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Hybridize it with other species.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hybridize it with other species.
I feel a kinship here because I have both some hearing loss and several coworkers who think that mumbling in a near-whisper is an acceptable way to communicate with another living being.
Like literally this fucking guy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIxv...
Like literally this fucking guy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIxv...
Frisky Dingo - Simon (Son of Killface)
YouTube video by CineCuts
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I feel a kinship here because I have both some hearing loss and several coworkers who think that mumbling in a near-whisper is an acceptable way to communicate with another living being.
Like literally this fucking guy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIxv...
Like literally this fucking guy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIxv...
A quote from someone who can't cook for shit, apparently. 👁👁
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A quote from someone who can't cook for shit, apparently. 👁👁
D:
More for me
You can have some of the guests
More for me
You can have some of the guests
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
D:
More for me
You can have some of the guests
More for me
You can have some of the guests