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Monsieur Hotdog
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I am the Hotdog Man. I cannot enter your home without an invitation.
Ok pawpaw, time for beddy-bed time 👩‍⚕️!!! I’ll bring my big strong man a special grown kid’s meal surprise if you finish your cognitive exams!!!
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
*I’m going to pretend “Moat” was intentional
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Moat of the homemade pies posted on here make me want to walk into shallow pool of water and cry until the pool rises up to my neck.

But these are good looking pies my guy.

Please continue your good work 🙏
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Why bring my people into this?!?!
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
do not take the brown paper normality
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Put these fuckers on Survivor Island & let them eat each other.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Lock them up. Who gives a fuck.
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
My mom makes spaghetti all the time and I’ve never seen it explode
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM