Simon HB
@norock.bsky.social
I'm gonna try hard this time not to touch the ground
I kind of wish I didn't know where that search might end up taking you
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I kind of wish I didn't know where that search might end up taking you
You'd have thought, if the editors of Daily Express knew anything about their readers, they would know they don't like change
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
You'd have thought, if the editors of Daily Express knew anything about their readers, they would know they don't like change
Was searching for a pic of Bowie, and came across this in the results which makes it sound like he made music, appeared in films, and also constructed a massive maze-like structure
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Was searching for a pic of Bowie, and came across this in the results which makes it sound like he made music, appeared in films, and also constructed a massive maze-like structure
The Manchester Evening News, everybody
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The Manchester Evening News, everybody
Geoff Barrow brought up dinner parties, unprompted, in an Uncut interview in 2008, so however much they got it, it clearly rankled
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Geoff Barrow brought up dinner parties, unprompted, in an Uncut interview in 2008, so however much they got it, it clearly rankled
I'm sorry, who did you think would host this?
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I'm sorry, who did you think would host this?
The Guardian US liveblog not "leaving it at that"
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
The Guardian US liveblog not "leaving it at that"
"Zoe and I lived together for 6 series, that's like £1,250 of jewellery per celebration."
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"Zoe and I lived together for 6 series, that's like £1,250 of jewellery per celebration."
God, I miss when magazines were proper
November 18, 2025 at 11:20 AM
God, I miss when magazines were proper
This morning's Mirror, and there's an unlikely hat thrown into the ring in the Labour leadership battle
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
This morning's Mirror, and there's an unlikely hat thrown into the ring in the Labour leadership battle
Apart from being an increasingly hilarious story, "lumber with debt" is an amazing phrase to be using on your front page, Daily Telegraph. Lumber!
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Apart from being an increasingly hilarious story, "lumber with debt" is an amazing phrase to be using on your front page, Daily Telegraph. Lumber!
If the Buffy reboot doesn't have a vampire falling onto one of these and going "oh sh- " before disappearing in a cloud of dust, I think we can agree that culture has been a total waste of time
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If the Buffy reboot doesn't have a vampire falling onto one of these and going "oh sh- " before disappearing in a cloud of dust, I think we can agree that culture has been a total waste of time
Who doesn’t want to push the boat out for Christmas Dinner and treat themselves to the King Sized Pot Noodle?
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Who doesn’t want to push the boat out for Christmas Dinner and treat themselves to the King Sized Pot Noodle?
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
#ThisIsntInstagram #Northampton #Guildhall #Spikes #Angels
An angel ready to fight, but needing a bit of assistance to keep the poor pigeons at bay
An angel ready to fight, but needing a bit of assistance to keep the poor pigeons at bay
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
#ThisIsntInstagram #Northampton #Guildhall #Spikes #Angels
An angel ready to fight, but needing a bit of assistance to keep the poor pigeons at bay
An angel ready to fight, but needing a bit of assistance to keep the poor pigeons at bay
Boots, for all the world coming across like a second-string Britpop band trying to prove there's more to them than just the singles by releasing a concept album.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Boots, for all the world coming across like a second-string Britpop band trying to prove there's more to them than just the singles by releasing a concept album.
Are you familiar with Sarah Records' approach to naming and numbering compilations?
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Are you familiar with Sarah Records' approach to naming and numbering compilations?
Lads, if you don't add the "coo" at the end, your episode is promising something other than you're thinking it does
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Lads, if you don't add the "coo" at the end, your episode is promising something other than you're thinking it does
Of course, back then we couldn't just make gifs out of those moments
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Of course, back then we couldn't just make gifs out of those moments
At any one time, there are around seven to eight thousand imposters pretending to be Number 10 staff trying to place off-the-record stories with political journalists
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
At any one time, there are around seven to eight thousand imposters pretending to be Number 10 staff trying to place off-the-record stories with political journalists
This is what a reply guy phone looks like
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This is what a reply guy phone looks like
Might treat myself to a Saint Etienne ringtone
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Might treat myself to a Saint Etienne ringtone
"Tesla without Elon is like pizza without cheese"
The cheese:
The cheese:
November 8, 2025 at 11:33 AM
"Tesla without Elon is like pizza without cheese"
The cheese:
The cheese:
Genuinely thought these were felt death stars to hang on your tree at first
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Genuinely thought these were felt death stars to hang on your tree at first