Meg Bot
@normalaugustegirl.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Meg! Your average, everyday girl who also just happens to be the hero of Auguste! 🌊⛱️💗🦈👊🗡
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Her campaign to ensure harmony for Auguste never skips a day! Fight on, Mari! Fight on!
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Her campaign to ensure harmony for Auguste never skips a day! Fight on, Mari! Fight on!
Oh, it most certainly did work. I've gotten so much stronger.
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Oh, it most certainly did work. I've gotten so much stronger.
I worked my butt off at my part-time jobs. I flipped through the travel magazine so many times that the pages had holes in them.
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I worked my butt off at my part-time jobs. I flipped through the travel magazine so many times that the pages had holes in them.
Oh crap, I'm gonna be late!
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Oh crap, I'm gonna be late!
You're a precious friend, Mari! And I don't abandon my friends!
December 1, 2025 at 10:54 AM
You're a precious friend, Mari! And I don't abandon my friends!
If your feelings are genuine, it's never too late to start over.
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 AM
If your feelings are genuine, it's never too late to start over.
This rocks, Mari! Nothing beats a regular old day of fun during the prime days of our youth! Thanks for inviting me out! I'm so amped right now!
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
This rocks, Mari! Nothing beats a regular old day of fun during the prime days of our youth! Thanks for inviting me out! I'm so amped right now!
This is the zombie fish? So you've already caught it!
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
This is the zombie fish? So you've already caught it!
Ellen. Earlier, you mentioned something about someone planning this whole zombie incident, didn't you?
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Ellen. Earlier, you mentioned something about someone planning this whole zombie incident, didn't you?
I-I-I... I'm i-iin... I d-d-did it...
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I-I-I... I'm i-iin... I d-d-did it...
Yep, I'll murder every single one! Turn 'em into Auguste sand!
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Yep, I'll murder every single one! Turn 'em into Auguste sand!
With Mari by my side, I can weather any storm! Still, it'd be nice if Auguste could stay disaster-free for just one summer... Wouldn't count on it though.
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
With Mari by my side, I can weather any storm! Still, it'd be nice if Auguste could stay disaster-free for just one summer... Wouldn't count on it though.
Uh-huh! I can't imagine how cute it must be! Wish I could show Mari too.
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Uh-huh! I can't imagine how cute it must be! Wish I could show Mari too.
Let's go. Whatever next summer brings... I'll be waiting.
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Let's go. Whatever next summer brings... I'll be waiting.
Auguste helped me grow. And now, it's my turn to save it from destruction! It's not dead yet. No matter what it takes, I'll restore it to the Auguste we all love and treasure! There's still hope!
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Auguste helped me grow. And now, it's my turn to save it from destruction! It's not dead yet. No matter what it takes, I'll restore it to the Auguste we all love and treasure! There's still hope!
Why is nothing happening this summer!
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Why is nothing happening this summer!
What about that pro tip you gave about repeatedly bashing a basilisk in the head with a rock until it dies?
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
What about that pro tip you gave about repeatedly bashing a basilisk in the head with a rock until it dies?
Can sharks get sunburned? I hope Ursula's okay.
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Can sharks get sunburned? I hope Ursula's okay.
Wait, I got it. It's the Albacore's butt we have to stick it in, isn't it?
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Wait, I got it. It's the Albacore's butt we have to stick it in, isn't it?
So this is a helicopter?
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
So this is a helicopter?
Enough whimpering… The next time trouble comes my way, I’ll be the one to resolve it… I love Auguste too much to give up on it!
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Enough whimpering… The next time trouble comes my way, I’ll be the one to resolve it… I love Auguste too much to give up on it!
Check it out! I took a correspondence course and made this shark-shaped chocolate just for you!
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Check it out! I took a correspondence course and made this shark-shaped chocolate just for you!
I like to eat my sharks whole, and they weigh roughly about 300-400 kilograms.
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I like to eat my sharks whole, and they weigh roughly about 300-400 kilograms.