hahahaha oh my god YEAH KIND OF

"Colder than a witch's tit," they say, but that looks like the warmest place on earth 🥰
And fun little tongue grips in there too!

I straight up thought it said "fatass" and like a cartoon stoner responded "But sometimes they got a fat ass tho???"

Oongh, even bent over it's so DEEP... 💦

YES oh thank goodness I'd wanted this so badly yessssss

I did once! But that was so long ago it's not even worth mentioning. Really should give it another go.

Yesssss handles and buoyancy

Aw well that's unfortunate to hear. Good luck, I suppose.

I feel like these are the consequences of breeding these things to be unconscionably horny.
I'm also fine with these consequences.