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Norb Aikin
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2x Writing.com Best Poetry Collection Quill Award winner and blogger. 3x published author. Former child. Hemmed up by JGM. #BillsMafia #Sabres #LGM #NDIrish Don't mind me; I hate everything. Norbaikin.com/blog
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What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party.
A very large pink frilly thong on the back of a dirty station wagon.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Do you need a Patron Saint? Probably! My 3rd #poetry collection can help you decide. Then get a copy for your people who are saints, or in need of one. #WritingCommunity #poems #authors

Signed copies: www.norbaikin.com/blog/product...

'Zon/KU: www.amazon.com/World-Design...
The 14th Fuck (World By Design, poems by Norb Aikin) We don't talk enough about how important the 14th fuck is. It's unlucky to get stuck on 13 for too long, and we all know each given fuck isn't created equal. There really isn't a roadmap for it, but is that necessary? You're only using landmarks anyway, like a Patron Saint Fucks-Giving Fairy whose wings you ride to rid the burdens of irritation from your damned soul.
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Dayyyyy-um!! 🤣
A very red and devilish creature with horns, arching back in protest like "First of all, yikes."
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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It's dangerous to go alone...take this.
Jake Ferguson, #87 tight end Dallas Cowboys, fisting a turkey and poppin' them hips.
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Where I skeet from:
A toilet in the corner of a bathroom. The floor is painted to look like puzzle pieces around the toilet, but where there aren't pieces reveals a large drop.
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Hey Emme and everyone!! Let's take a pause this #Fun #Friday to remember that tomorrow is #Caturday. Have a great day everyone!!
An alpaca wearing a scarf asks you: Difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
An uncooked turkey, thawing on a sink. A fish head is poling out of it, with a cigarette in its mouth.
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."
Public Enemy: Terminator X, Flavor Flav, and Chuck D.
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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"I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses
Can't define how I be droppin' these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred Shogun, explosion when my pen hits tremendous
Ultra-violet shine blind forensics"
Pope Leo spittin' hot FYAH with his homies.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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A movie that takes place where you're from.
A woman and a man doing something Christmassy. From Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story on the Hallmark channel.
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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My last 3 brain cells.
Silent Bob with a monkey on his back, and Jay.
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Share a smile. 😁
Album cover of The Smile's A Light For Attracting Attention.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

When I lived in Depew, there was a guy down the street who would ride one of these.
A bicycle known as the Penny Farthing. Crooked handlebars, a super-huge front tire, and a much smaller back tire.
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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It's cold out! Show someone who looks stylish wearing gloves.
A grown-ass man wearing the Hamburger Helper oven mitt mascot as a costume, which is basically a three fingers/one thumb abomination with a goofy smiley-face expression on its big dumb palm.
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Took a pic of something I said in a group chat to send to my gf cuz I was too lazy to type it again and OMG WTF is wrong with my phone????
Pic of a screenshot where I typed "We have" and my phone suggested "scrotums".
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Hey Emme and everyone!! The "Christmas Creep" seems to come earlier and earlier every year!! Still, don't let it ruin your #Friday fun!!
Me: I'm going to the store to get a few Halloween decorations. Me at the store: A bald man wearing a blue vest over a red/blue flannel shirt , with his hands on his hips, looking like he's sick of this shit. He's in front of a full-on Xmas display in the store.
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
The album cover for Everlast's Whitey Ford Sings The Blues. A man in a sleeveless shirt and cowboy hat getting out of what appears is an old pickup truck.
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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This is where I post from:
A fancy camel sitting down, and a toilet where its humps would be.
November 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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This is how I'm gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts...
Disney's Goofy, with an evil smirk and crazy eyes...I'll fuckin' do it again.
November 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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That was my Halloween costume!!
Charlie Brown, in a ghost costume full of holes, exclaiming to someone else "I got a rock".
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Uber's arrived.
A white and brown Saint Bernard dog with a little whisky barrel around its neck.
October 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Hey Emme and everyone!! Have a safe and happy Halloween!!
Witch on the right to the witch on the right: "Oh Helen! You're pregnant? That's wonderful! At first, I was taking you quite literally when you said you had one in the oven!"
October 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
The cover of Paul's Boutique from the Beastie Boys (20th Anniversary Edition). Originally released in 1989.
October 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Post something random or you will have an awful November.
"OMG, well congratulations!!" A profile pic of a woman named Stacey Swallows, a manager at Siemens.
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Hey Emme and friends!! Even the witches aren't immune to our ever-evolving technology! #Friday #fun
A cartoon of a witch stirring her cauldron while looking at a laptop. Caption: The book of evil spells became a thing of the past with the advent of Wickedpedia.
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM