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Noor
@noorlovelace.bsky.social
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Spec. Fiction author with a creepy side. Survives on books, metal, and pomegranate tea. 👻
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When writer’s block gets a little too literal
My little brown dog with big triangle ears, Loulie, asleep on my wrist. My hand is on my laptop keyboard, but she’s decided it doesn’t get to actually type anything. Does she know I’m trying to earn her a hard?
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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The robot was named Robo-Z. All things considered this game was actually pretty inclusive. There was a Polynesian woman, a black woman, a Mexican guy, an Italian?? Guy, a hot dog mascot dog with little nubs who looked ridiculous dancing, etc . But more importantly, why 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 big 👏🏼
Robot z, a blue, orange, and red robot who is as tall as a building. His level was extremely annoying because your character was a tiny little spot on a building to the right so you really had little idea if you were actually doing well or not. Do I-z dancing on a punk stage with a mixer?? In the center. He’s facing off against a white girl named Kelly, who is wearing a skin tight blue jumpsuit and has blonde hair. I think she had Peter Pan syndrome or something? God this game was weird.
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Looking for a boarding place for the pup bc we don’t love the place we got and I found this on reddit. Cannot believe this only has seven likes. Also wishing Jacob a very happy ??????!!!!! Lmao
A Reddit comment: This is completely anecdotal and not a user review but my wife and I swore off wag after a walker did the strangest thing. He ate a cherry out of our fridge. And that would be like…fine. We don’t count our cherries and if he had asked we would have said yes. But he tied the stem into a knot…and left it on the counter for us to find…think about that. He ate the cherry. He played with the cherry. And he wanted us to know. He wanted us to react. To feel something. So 1. His dominance was radiant and 2. We were incredibly frightened and 3. I defer to him on all things except walking my dogs, that psycho. Wherever Jacob is now, I know he is absolutely killing it and also possibly others.
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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She’s been like this for two hours lmao
My little podengo dog lying beneath a throw pillow. It covers her entire body because she’s very small. Her little head is sticking out, her ears pointed up, dead asleep.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A four square meme. Top row: Amos from the expanse looking serious. Across with a starry background says space (adjective) billionaires (noun) Bottom row is a crazed Amos with a bloody mouth and wild eyes. The square across says space (verb) billionaires (noun)
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Are you a loser who lives on a cul-de-sac or are you a winner who lives on a cool-de-sac 😎
My manuscript which says “…a cul-de-sac spotted…” spellcheck wants me to change it to “cool-de-sac” which I find hilarious
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Little long bean dog says “I am long and this is my dad. Get your own dad. This is MY dad.”
My small brown dog with triangle ears and a white belly being stretched as long as possible on the couch. Her two front legs are holding onto my partner’s legs who is wearing gray sweats. The dog is totally asleep, face down in the blanket that covers the couch.
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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What do you m e a n
A close up of my small brown dog’s face tucked beneath my thigh. Again, she is pathetic.
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Wait what do you mean by clingy
My small brown dog tucked as tightly as possible beneath my legs. She is happily asleep and rotated on her side. She’s pathetic.
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Weird turtle but ok

[she jumped on the couch. The pillow fell over on her. She was very pleased with herself]
My small brown podengo, Loulie, smiling while half covered by a white pillow, part of her face is hidden by said pillow, but she is all smiles
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Your bit of wisdom for the weekend
A sign that says “life…aren’t things.” It actually says “the best things in life…aren’t things” but if you sit in the living room it gets cut off. It makes us laugh every time we look at it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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The baby is very subtle about the fact that she missed me yesterday.
Me, but you can’t see my face bc I don’t trust you hoes (most of you are fine actually). I’m wearing a satin robe and a black nightgown underneath, sitting in a small chair. My fuzzy daughter, Loulie the dog, is curled into a very tight ball on my hip, her face shoved into me to the point where I am convinced she wants to absorb into my body so I can never leave her again.
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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A clip from the show Derry Girls. Sister Michael, a nun, has a cross look. Caption says: if you’re feeling anxious or if you just want to chat, please, please, do not come crying to me. (Said in a thick Irish accent)
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Can’t we, just for one night, all be family?
Me, Noor and my partner, Mr. Noor, dressed as Mary and Remmick from the movie sinners. I’m wearing a blush pink vintage dress with a v neck and no sleeves. Mr. Noor is wearing a white shirt, suspenders and dark grey pants. We are both wearing black masks because hotties wear masks. We’ll give you eternal life, but not viruses. Also I had to make my 4b hair into a 30’s bob which was very hard. I used about 40 Bobby pins and I think I did half decent so please clap.
November 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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When we made our move I wrapped all my books individually and packed them in plastic containers. But I missed having books during our adjustment period so I just grabbed a handful and hoped some would be once I hadn’t read. It…kinda worked? But these are also some of my favorite books so it’s fine
A shelf of books. In order from left to right: Iron Widow by Xiran Jat Zhao (already read. 15/10) The Weeds by Tom Vitale (this is his book about traveling with Anthony Bourdain who is one of my heroes. Haven’t read) Fractal Noise by Christopher Paulini (haven’t read but this is part two to his book To sleep in a sea of stars which I also haven’t read so it’s just gonna sit there) The Failures by Benjamin Liar (read the audio book. This books is a masterpiece. 100000/10. Everyone and their friends should read it. I’m gonna reread it since it’s here) Everybody wants to rule the world except me by Django Wexler (haven’t read but it’s the sequel to the book below) How to become the dark lord and die trying by Django Wexler (10000/10 truly unique book and will make you say “what the fuck?”) Daughter of the Moon goddess by Sue Lynn Tan (1000/10, right up there with The Failures as favorite book of all time)
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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“You’re Celiac AND dairy free?! Omg if I had to eat like you’d I’d K1LL myself.”
A real thing people have said to my face for two decades
RIP ig I’ll be eating this kick ass pumpkin pie and watching Sinners with my friends on Halloween 🤷🏻‍♀️ why are people such freaks lmao
A wooden cutting board. Stop sits a beautiful golden orange pumpkin pie with a graham cracker crust and cinnamon sprinkled on top. It’s in an aluminum pan bc I just moved and don’t know where anything is. It’s pretty though, trust me.
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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If you see this, post 4 female characters that you love
Chrisjen Avasarala from the Expanse played by Shoreh Aghadashloo aka space Möther XinYing from one of my favorite books, daughter of the moon goddess by Sue Lynn Tan. An absolute masterpiece of a book. Shisui from Apothecary Diaries Lizzie from Pride and Prejudice played by Kiera Knightley
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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It’s so nice when you adopt them to someone you know so you can get updates! We rescued a kitten earlier this year, we’re super allergic otherwise I might have kept her. Idk where she was rehomed (our neighbors took her) but I named her Minerva Scrunkles aka Minnie Scrunks and I think of her often
A small gray and white kitten hidden in tall grass The gray and white tabby kitten in a cardboard box, with a small bit of water and a fall themed blanket.
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Not everyone in the household has the same energy
My pathetic little brown podengo stretched as far as she can between my partner and I, face planting into my leg
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Early 2000’s Arabic CD cover art was truly something to behold. They all pretty much look like this and I just love it.
Amr Diab’s 2004 CD Lealy Nahary. Amr, an Egyptian man with frosted tips, a black cut off shirt, and tight jeans holding a vintage microphone. He is blurred like the flash. He fast.
October 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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She h e l p
My pathetic Portuguese podengo lying on my partner’s leg with one side of her face squished and the other eye open. She’s mostly asleep, but not quite.
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Loulie Beans Al-Nazari the second wanted to help.
My little podengo puppy, Loulie, with giant triangle ears, brown fur, a white belly, and little white toes. She is smiling with her pink tongue sticking out, a glint in her eye as she considers her next bit of mischief.
October 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Friend’s sister who doesn’t know me is helping me immensely
Must give
Must give plant
Must give p l a n t
M u s t g I v e p l a n t
A photo of a large leafed, deep green plant sitting on my lap while I’m in the car. It has a dirt base and a white pot. I am mostly sure it’s a rubber plant.
October 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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California
A bright blue cloudless sky sits above a dessert mountain range.
October 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Nevada
A night sky with mountains off to the left. Below sits a very bright city, Las Vegas and others. Cars fill a highway.
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM