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noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

cw: self-choking
this is the guy btw

November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

monochrome tiddies :P

noodle holding her soapy tiddies in her right arm
tummy is also in shot and soapy
there’s a monochrome filter on the photo

November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

merry christmas to my favourite joke :)
context in the alt text

a tweet from “alleged” former leader of the Irish Republican Army, Gerry Adams that reads:
This house is like Santa's Grotto. Takes half an hour 2 switch off fairy lights and assorted Yule illuminations.
Feel like a grinch now.

there’s a reply from an account named Eddielzzard'sBeret that says:
@GerryAdamsSF Surely you know someone who can fit a
timer.
context:
the IRA used bombs

November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

butt, naked :P

a selfie of noodle from her lower back to her thighs
shes completely naked
her thighs are slightly parted and a bit of bush is in shot

November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

a bit of everything ✨

November 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

if you wanna spoil a noodle, you can do so here :)
most items are crowdfunded, no pressure 💚
throne.com/noodlescripts

a tiny ginger bunny is laying on a plastic blue cushion, with a tan cap with LÁ in black embroidery on the top, covering them

November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

art examples :)

an A4 poster, it’s sky blue in colour
the page is titled “the basics” at the top centre in a chocolate brown colour, the writing font is called chewy.
in the centre of the page, there’s a picture of a puppy boy v tuber model.
he has brown skin, red deep set eyes a medium sized nose, and a serious expression on his face
his hair black and a more muted blue, it’s fluffy looking and covers his forehead and is about mid neck length
he has puppy ears that are the same colour as his hair, with white fluffy bits inside
he’s wearing a torn grey tank top with several silver chains that have various designs on them
he’s wearing a black leather choker collar with grey spikes in it.
surrounding the puppy boy, are eight squiggles that mark eight facts about the user
they are written in black in the dekko font, and are as follows:
check out my links
he/him (the user’s pronouns)
call me Koole
in my 20s
Mexican and Senegalese 🇲🇽🇸🇳
Anime slut
A grifter’s worst nightmare
Amateur writer/VA

an A4 sky blue poster
it’s entitled “Koole’s Golden Rules” in chocolate brown bubble writing
underneath are two subheadings, entitled “do” and “don’t” respectively in the same font and colour
under the “do” heading are the following rules in black dekko writing:
• Message me on bluesky for work related stuff.
• Message me about anything you like, if we're moots.
• Call me names IF I've given you permission.
• Tip me/gift me at the throne link below if you enjoy my work.
• Leave positive comments on my work, if you feel so inclined.
under the “don’t” column are the following rules in the same colour and font:
• INTERACT WITH MY CONTENT IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18.
• Send me explicit pics or messages without permission.
• Use my writing/voice for Al training of any sorts.
• Be an asshole cause I'll be one right back.
• Call me names I didn't grant you permission to call me.
below this, in a blue highlighted box with brown crosses in the top left and bottom right corners, to make it look like a post it note, is the following writing (still in black dekko):
what to expect from me:
Some minor lewds
movie/video game talks
nerding out
projects
some scripts

an A4 poster, cherry blossom pink in colour
there’s a header and footer of white daisies with a yellow centre
below the header are magazine cutouts
in various colours of letters that spell “junie’s 1K AMA”
below is a chalk paint bright pink heart to the right of the heart is black writing in the dekko font that reads “now on Soundgasm!!”
below this and to the left, is a fuschia pink bow with lace around the top of it
and to the right of the bow are five jewels: a purple flower in the top left, a turquoise star in the top right, an orange butterfly in the middle, a blue moon in the bottom left corner and a yellow gemstone in the bottom right corner

an A4 poster, ombré pastel yellow to pink in colour
it’s entitled “A Guide:” in neon pink bubble writing
underneath are three pink lollipops on brown sticks, which have been bitten into and are melting.
they’re numbered 1,2 and 3 in cream bubble writing and descend down the far left of the page
rule number one has the following text to the right of it, in neon pink noto serif font:
choose someone to give your money to: this could be a moot, or someone's work you have enjoyed!
our rates change depending on engagement, and we're human so we go through the same shit you do, please be patient with the people you commission.
the writing next to the second lollipop, reads:
choose how you want to spend your money:
this could include: throne, kofi, fansly, cashapp or commissions.
please read people's rules, limits and boundaries before you commission them/message them.
the writing to the left of the third lollipop, reads:
spend your money and share!
we understand that times are tough, please only give if you're able to.
leaving a positive comment and upvoting is free, please consider doing that!
if you can't donate, and even if you can, please share the thread and the posts of creators that aren't getting as much attention!

November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

hey! i’m now opening commissions for pinned post art :)
people you can tip, as payment for your art, are in the comments below!
as are examples of my art so far!
no AI will be used, please don’t use my work to train AI.
rules and how it works just here ⬇️
thank you so much 💚

an A4 poster with a chocolate background and a copper brown border
it’s titled “pinned post commissions: rules:” in baby pink bubble writing, the font is called chewy
in a more normal font, called dekko.
the writing is cream in colour.
there are the following rules, listed as bullet points:
please only participate if we are mutuals and you are over the age of 18.
you must tip one of the creatives below at least $5. (this doesn’t apply to creatives who have been tagged, if you want a pinned post, i will do it for free).
don’t feel pressured to use the post as your pinned/ commission me, i am just hoping that this will help my friends get the funding they need.
please let me know if there’s anything i can tweak to make your design better.
please don’t ask the creative you have tipped for your money back, if you don’t like your design - i will compensate you if necessary.
tag the artist that created any artwork used in the pinned post, when you post it.
credit me if you post it on bluesky, please don’t upload it to any subreddits or other apps, other than bluesky and X.
if you are rude to me whilst commissioning, i will just end the conversation.
i will not add any symbols that promote hate speech of any kind, or continue your commission if you ask me to do this.
if you don’t want to give me your discord details, you can comment the artwork you want me to use below.

an A4 poster, chocolate brown in colour with a copper brown border
there’s a title at the top in baby pink bubble writing, a font called chewy.
it says “pinned post commissions: how it works”.
the writing below it is cream in colour and is in a more normal font, called dekko.
it’s numbered and reads
1. tip one of the creatives below at least $5 or equivalent in your currency.
2. dm me on bluesky, or discord if you already have my details, with information about your boundaries, things you want people who follow you to know, anything
else you want to be on your pinned post. (this could include additional decorations you want me to add to your design, like jewels or stars, or a different font, for example).
3. ask for my discord, if you don’t already have it, to send me proof that you have tipped a creative, as well as any artwork that you want me to use, providing you have the artists permission
4. after 3 days, it should be ready - i will let you know if it’s going to take longer, and i will always send you a preview - please don’t hesitate to ask if you want me to change something!
5. i will send you the final product! if you want aly text for your post, i can also provide this (for an additional fee to the same/another creative).

November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

some progress on Faye’s goal, but we need more!
all sales on Faye’s shop also go towards her goal!
she has beautiful, hand-crafted accessories and phenomenally-written scripts.
this goal needs to be met by Thursday.
every tip and sale counts 💚💚💚
@feelgoodfairy.bsky.social
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...

Faye’s October Survival goal - this goes towards bills and food for Faye and her family.
it’s currently at 63%

October 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

a picture of Oatty from the simpsons wearing a purple dress, green beaded necklace and green triangle earrings, pointing at an eye chart that says “the brits are at it again” in varying sizes of letters

October 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

said the man from the daily mail…
youtu.be/O7XqdfP9QIE?...

two pictures of Irish President Catherine Connolly side by side on the daily mail website
she is a white woman of medium build with grey hair
in the one on the left she is smiling open-mouthed wearing a silver necklace, purple low necked blouse with a black skirt and a grey jacket with big brass buttons
in the photo on the right, she is smiling slightly in sunglasses and wearing a keffiyeh style sash, a white t-shirt and a blue zipper jacket at a Pro-Palestine protest
the daily mail’s tagline is “extremist left winger who said Israel behaved like a ‘terrorist state’ confirmed as Irish President” in blue text

October 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

yeah :)

a pink hierarchy of needs triangle that says “being called “bunny”” in black text

October 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

all of Faye’s tip/shop/commission/subscription links below.
please use the individual tip options on throne, not the jar.
throne.com/feelgoodfair...
fansly.com/FeelGoodFaye...
fayesinclaircomms.carrd.co
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...
cash.app/$FeeIGoodFairy

black background and white text that says:
we really need to do our best by Faye, because she deserves so much better than whatever the fuck this is.
whatever that looks like for you: treating yourself to a beautiful and high-quality bow, bookmark or script from Faye’s kofi shop, tipping her on kofi or cashapp, commissioning a script or an audio from her talented and magical self, subscribing to her fansly which is full of pictures showcasing her beauty, or sharing this post!
Faye cannot create comfortably until she has met this goal - she needs support with general living expenses.
this is Faye’s only source of income, she’s so bloody talented and she is the embodiment of human kindness.
Faye deserves everything good in this world, the least we can do is help her meet this goal.
nobody should have to be anything to live in safety and security, but Faye is everything. the very least she deserves is a living income for her hard work.

October 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

here’s the deal: you get Faye to 25% of her goal, i post a lewd.
that’s about $55.
there are accessories and scripts for $20 on Faye’s kofi shop.
Faye has an AP option for privacy.
if you want to support a small business and NSFW scriptwriters, here’s where you can start 💚
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...

a screenshot of Faye’s October survival goal, it’s at 19%

October 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

hahahaha i’m so normal about this 🫠🫠🫠

October 18, 2025 at 12:45 PM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

if 80 people tip Faye $10, or 20 people buy something from her kofi shop, she will be able to reach her goal.
today is payday for a lot of people. Faye deserves so much more than just survival.
share this whether you can tip or not 💚
@feelgoodfairy.bsky.social

ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...

Faye’s October Survival goal it’s currently at 19%

October 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM

noodle🪉

@noodlescripts.bsky.social

you get Faye to 20% of her monthly survival goal 🤝 Faye posts ass.
buy beautifully-written SFW and NSFW scripts, hand-crocheted accessories such as bows and bookmarks, commission Faye to crochet something wonderful for you, or tip Faye, all at her kofi shop linked below.
ko-fi.com/feelgoodfair...