@noodle26.bsky.social
Alt account 👀 DMs open for a chat if anyone wants to 🏳️🌈 Slim guy aged 45 UK Based
*immediately looks for thirst traps
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
*immediately looks for thirst traps
If I was knocking and realised what the noise was, my shorts would quickly give me away.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If I was knocking and realised what the noise was, my shorts would quickly give me away.
What happens if a straight guy from the room next door hears the noise and comes round to complain in their tiny shorts?
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What happens if a straight guy from the room next door hears the noise and comes round to complain in their tiny shorts?
Thank you for the advice. I do try and eat fresh 😋
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Thank you for the advice. I do try and eat fresh 😋
I meet a friend for a sandwich, they become my boyfriend?
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I meet a friend for a sandwich, they become my boyfriend?
I'm confused by what butter, friend and boyfriend means for me
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm confused by what butter, friend and boyfriend means for me
Mine were friend, butter and boyfriend. All of those are acceptable 😍
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Mine were friend, butter and boyfriend. All of those are acceptable 😍
Alcohol appears to give me the encouragement to do the things I want to do 😉
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Alcohol appears to give me the encouragement to do the things I want to do 😉
I will let you know the next time I am tipsy and flirty 😉
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I will let you know the next time I am tipsy and flirty 😉
The evening would start with me singing fox on the run with number 2. Ending in the taxi obviously
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The evening would start with me singing fox on the run with number 2. Ending in the taxi obviously
Sorry to invade the conversation but I am number 1. Looking for a taxi driver parked up to make out with.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Sorry to invade the conversation but I am number 1. Looking for a taxi driver parked up to make out with.
I can confirm this. (With a beer in my hand) 😊
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I can confirm this. (With a beer in my hand) 😊
Can you stop posting beautiful songs please 🥹 And by that I mean keep them coming 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can you stop posting beautiful songs please 🥹 And by that I mean keep them coming 🥰
Is that me? ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Is that me? ❤️