The following text was created by my cat walking over the keyboard. Is this an accurate representation of your mother tongue, @traumainformedcontent.com ?!

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I left some empty plant pots out this morning, & returned to find a "present" in one. The photo is genuine. Got to give marks for the aim! And before anyone asks, my cats are all "done", & no, I don't have a cat flap-it's a double-glazed door, & I can't afford to put one in!

Cats, huh?

This (blurry) pic is of my bag that sparked my interest in the bag you posted today. No gems encrusting this one, but the beads are pretty good! Couldn't find the bag itself to photograph (too many to search through today!), so had to use a library pic - but you get the idea...

Hi! Managed to take a few pics this afternoon (cutting out how untidy my bedroom is *bows head in shame*). The wardrobe is made from tiger oak - a band of carving/beading across the top, central mirror, full-width drawer at the base.

Love knows no bounds? Temu are touting these replica canopic jars as an ideal Valentine's Day gift 🤔. All I know is that if any potential beau arrived at my door with these and a nice bottle Chianti, I'd lock the door and dial 999...

Found her!!!

Now that IS a typo! I can tell you for sure that it's all a carbon dating mix-up. The structure we call Stonehenge is actually the remnants of the road-builders' snack, and archaeologists got it all wrong...

Nice try, but Dayve might want to compare notes with my lot:

How's she doing? My three send love.

He's not wasting any of my time, thanks to you! 👍

Ooh, you are awful. But I like you...😉

Hi everyone! I know that things will be getting more & more manic for some in the run-up to the festivities (with perhaps a bit of tunnel vision setting in!) but I thought it might be a good idea if we try to do a little caring along the way... x

What about your Knoppers?