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He Too His Skin Off For Me (2014)
Director: Ben Aston
Writer: Maria Hummer
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The endgame of American Christianity is to create the conditions described in Revelation pertaining to the return of Christ and the end of the material world. To that end, they need to create conditions of war, famine, pestilence, and death, among other things
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Some lichen hot
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'll forgive someone if they actually change, and reject the horrible ideas that they had about the way life should work that made them want to believe in people with a decades-long track record of unmitigated antihuman and anticimmunity actions
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Menacing (complimentary)
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
If it leans into the amount of camp implied by the teaser, it has a shot at being incredible.
December 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Sure, but now it's a standardized phrase, has been for close to 20 years. And it's almost certainly some alpha-male-brainrot situation about how "service members" sounds too passive, and like I said, "warfighter" gets to make Blackwater or whatever they are now feel included.
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
That one goes back to the Afghanistan and Iraq wars, at least. The intent is to cover members of all branches regardless of gender, but also sound cool and marketable, and also also cover mercenary PMCs.
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You do, it's the best season o JoJo's
December 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I am definitely more engaged at home than in a theater, where I am usually either dissociating or panicking. The only time I actually enjoy going to a movie theater is if it's early on a Sunday and everyone else is at church, so it empty
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Tarantino is boring.
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
"Altered States" style sensory deprivation chamber.
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
While it isn't the best, the one that sticks with me is "Daddy Put In Bye-Bye Box"
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This feels like a massive burn
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It's like they looked at The Simpsons or Family Guy and decided "okay, so first off the Belchers ultimately love and support each other"
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Tell the kids that's The Undertaker
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Sliding into DMs like "I showed you Shai'halud, please respond"
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
As an OSR lover, I approve wholeheartedly
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Read this to Meg and she just said "welcome to the club, sis"
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
How can I help ya, Lil?
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Youtubers never appreciate NEC or Sinclair enough
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Malus Darkblade, innit?
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Absolutely my favorite Dan the Automator / Del the Funky Homosapien collab
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM